Best Buffoonery Poems


Premium Member Bloom Road



               Bloom Road



Wherefore be this heavenly place?
Untouched by the metropolis'
inhumane demands?
Tis in your heart, dear friend, such 
a place be.
Free of political buffoonery.

One must be a bold discoverer of 
the heart.
For if not, Bloom Road is naught!
In the sweetest dwelling of your wishes,
Lies Bloom Road, and warm, delicious, 
awaiting kisses.

Life is not an accident for those
with drreams.
It's an actuality that's both planned 
and deftly carved and schemed.
Be off now, and the hunter be....
Bloom Road and thy keenest lover, 
Are at the ready, just for thee.


               August 17, 2020

A Tale of Buffoonery

Have you seen a better fool like me?
A dimwitted dreary buffoon like me?
Buffoonery has its limits, ridiculous,
But for me it's monotonous.
I never change,
I'm always the same, It's such a shallow shame!
Yes, I am the one to blame.

I see politeness wearing
A fancy pair of friendship earrings.
Who does that? An acrobat, a bubbly brat!
Who thinks that a polite chat
Is a friendship, this and that.
Then when people change
And they cut me out of their range,
I feel sadly strange.

When am I going to learn
And stop feeling the burn,
Stop making politeness turn
Into a glib friendship that's not even worth an earn.

Buffoon's bubbly balloon
Should be popped,
Buffoon should be stopped.

I am an open book,
Oops, a buffoon brook,
It's time for a new look,
And get myself off the hook.

Premium Member Cyberpoetry: Clearnet

The Internet or cyberspace needs you to trust it, even though embarrassing vulnerabilities will reveal your lack of wit.  

Tech savvy users, ciphered chatting and risk calculus, reading the terms of service, as it could be the catalyst...  

To consented digital surveillance, data-mining and analytical buffoonery, who can you choose to be if you are truly not free?  

Cameras are everywhere, in the sky and in our pocket, accessed through transmission control protocol sockets.  

The clear net is the internet minus the deep and the dark monikers, you can get high off your own supply of virtual encrypted liquors.  

Download an app from any store and your identity may be stolen, by pirates with bad intentions, a wolf in sheeps’ clothing.  

A sheep in wolves clothing, is software maliciously exploited, with he intent of hurting developers, hoping everyone will avoid it.  

Now here comes the patches, updates and recommended use, just like substance abuse, addictive qualities will be produced.


Stolen Dreams

Living among dead corpses
My creativity becomes stagnate
As I surround myself with
Dreamless adults never realizing
Their full potential in life
Witnessing generational leeches
Attacking the mind, soul and legacy
Of an unsuspecting youth
Instead of experiencing daily
Burst of DMT in his pineal gland
He is subjected to
Buffoonery, treachery
Tricked into selling his birthright

Jazz Baby

In Africa you were born 
In deep serenity
To the sounds of mighty drums 
And rhythm’s authenticity.

Stole you from your righteous land
Cut it up like a birthday cake
Gave it back to Anglo hands
But your birth was no mistake.

Hot sun baked your deep skin
In their souls your people knew
Down in the delta the cotton moved
By the ***** spiritual, you grew.

The teachings of gospel embraced you 
When Abe’s 13th had you lost
When the choir called you responded 
Learned you could share your talent, but at a cost

A burnt cork mask for the audience
Buffoonery and minstrelsy, Jim Crow and Daddy Rice
Exploitation in a racist Nation
Theatrical vice.

You got the blues
Had a melancholy mood
Broke down walls with the drowsy tunes
That free and rootless attitude

On the shoulder of Scott Joplin
Mesmerized with how his fingers played
Ragtime floats on running notes
In New Orleans your future lay.

The melting pot, jazz hotspot 
Black people, white people, blue, and green
Creole heritage swirling all it meets 
Street smart, fine art, everything in between.

Jazz is about freedom
You have to improvise
The band prides the electric ride
Sharing music with each other’s eyes

A jazz baby was born in the USA
Dare I say the American way
Day by Day by Day
A growing Jazz Baby played.

Premium Member Adopted Pluto

Visual 1

Earth does ballet to stay in shape
dancing before the rubbernecking moon
that chases us around the sun
making waves in oceans like our emotions
                                      …for an obnoxious pet.

Mars and Venus are anxious lovers
who can’t cuddle in their king sized bed
because restless Earth sprawls wide between them
constantly turning, warm and feverish.
                                      ...but not like Mercury.

Mercury has cancer and a great tan from all the sun.

Puerile asteroids caper about the solar system
giggling and sharing jokes with the big galoot-- 
Jupiter is stupid, but loves a hearty laugh.
Poop and fart jokes are favorites
                                      …Jupiter is always gassy.

Saturn is too discerning for such unrefined buffoonery.
She’s the hula hoop queen
                                      …4.5 billion years and counting.
Loved by all, but secretly engaged.

Mopey, woebegone Uranus wears the other ring.
On their first date Saturn was pretty in pink and
Uranus smelled awful
                                …Jupiter loves that joke.
 
Still, nobody stirs up trouble like Neptune who
takes a three-pronged approach to everything
and made Pluto cry with news of adoption.
Since then, Pluto has grown
                                        …quite distant.

All the while, the sun smiles a contented smile...
                                         ...and looks on.

05/28/15
Submission for Lexi's Art Contest
Hosted by: Mystic Rose


Bedeviled

Bedeviled by those pleading eyes
deep as the secrets they chasm
captive as the questions one must surmise 
and I, for your deliverance the ransom 

"never leave me, my love, my friend"
spoken feebly as a prayer of little faith
In angst your heart once more bereaved 
for true love remains impossible to erase

Traveling the road of never-knowns
your world abhorring to let go
granting time - that your soul not die
reflecting back an impatience you see in mine

There bewitched I stand in awe
nay, bend my knees at the epiphany of thy need
Persuaded to ignore once more the flaws
like every detailed dimension of a dream

Dare I surrender my disbelief, and wholly succumb your divination
hold tightly to your second sight
your prophetic inclinations?
for already by your augury - given you my life

Why hold back unwavering faith
as if now it's loss could be greater?
Perhaps my fate is better weighed
if our odds remain in your favor

My luck in love a chain-mail buffoonery 
made of broken links and sparse longevity 
Like a devil mocks hypocrisies charity  
he so crushed my heart with stealth dexterity

So let it be said... you need me more
and that your love surpasses
For the art of love wears a mask of war
camouflaged in the art of stanzas 

Whatever the spell enchantment cast
It began with one look in your eyes
has withstood the storms of assurances dashed
and neared forever with another guy

You were my present, then past, full circle and back
voodoo allure, a loves black magic
Bedeviled I say, held by your craft
your sorcerer's smile is a cold damp draft.

Premium Member The End Or Beginning

Is eureka the end or beginning
Of the epiphany, visionary
Astute eyes see past gullible spinning
To capture vistas extraordinary

The buffoonery of closed minds will scorn
Threats upon ubiquitous rigid views
Creation of the idea, unborn
May not attract empathy or reviews

Find your light in the night of depression
Unique patterns only yourself can weave
Chisel open the walls of oppression
Unveil your worth, be true and believe

Rise over the narrow vernacular
Let inspiration be spectacular!

Required words: eureka, buffoonery, gullible, extraordinary, empathy, depression, ubiquitous, spectacular-

5/15/18

joined poetrysoup on 2/25/18
first posted poem "Graduation."

Lord Gaga Was Once a Fabulous Man

His nostalgic wealth still stinks strongly on him:
The rusted gold  on  his  neck   and  fingers, 
Sliver  cap he wears, they vouch  for  his  past;
Lord  Gaga was  once  a  fabulous   man.

In his  fall ,Gaga becomes  a  dead  gaint
And   many   call  him a fallen  angel  ;
He  now  has followership in jestry,
They come to laugh at  his buffoonery.


His calamity started that same day ,
The very  day he raped his two sisters
Who later went to their father's  graveyard  
And asked the dead  to  judge  accordingly.


First he lost his strenght and his memory  
Then  fire razed  down  his farms and his estates
The dead  put  hate  between him and his wives
Who  now   with   their  children  abandon him.


Today lord Gaga sleeps by  the goat side  
So everybody comes to  learn  from him
And  when  one has the trait of pride they warn :
Lord  Gaga was  once  a  fabulous   man.


Kayod5
Iambic Pentameter
A fictitious character 2
Dec 20th,2014.

An Ode To Lilith

He, the almighty, is ubiquitous, an omnipresent force

Lilith, the first woman – made from Earth - defied him.

He, the almighty, held no empathy for beings like her.

Lilith, the first wife of the first man – despised him.

He, the Almighty, came to know fear – 
The extraordinary virility of her witchcraft troubled him.

Lilith, the martyr – deserted the splendors of Eden

Her buffoonery - her egotism disgusted him 

He cursed her, “One hundred of her children would die every day.”

Her agony - her depression thrilled him
Lilith – the first wife, the first woman – lost in history

He, the Almighty – deceived the gullible into idolizing the spectacular him

Lilith, the queen, infamously a demon, covertly a Queen.

Eureka! She is the woman of all women and the enemy of him!

DATE OF POEM - 05/29/2018

FIRST POEM - Never End 05-01-2018
© Sammy Dee  Create an image from this poem.

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Cheered up to enjoy life amidst buffoonery masks’ dainty 
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Acrostic with rhyme 

*Deuteronomy 27:3 And thou shalt write upon them all the words of this law, ...which the LORD thy God giveth thee, a land that floweth with milk and honey; as the LORD God of thy fathers hath promised thee.

May 15, 2018 
3rd place, "New Poets Only" Poetry Contest 
Sponsored by Emile Pinet; judged on 6/12/2018.

Mr. Paparazzo Papadopoulos Twist Nonsensically

Twisters unlike Supercala-fragilistic-expealidocious 
Imagining dreams he was socialistically-unrealistic
Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
Or try imagining managing an imaginary menagerie

Ev'rything can be satisfactch’ll for Zip-a-Dee-Doodah
Of course some make a hoo-hah over tiddly-boo-yah
Reggie’s chilly cheap chip shop sells Daryl a freak dip
Frightfully silly of her for, he flamboyantly let it rip

Her croaking Frog cost truly a princely sum of snobbery
Forgotten hopes, forlorn, besotted froglips of buffoonery
When the bleak breeze blights the bright blighted blossom
Betty beat a bit of butter to make a batter better awesome

Such a floozy to improperly expect a decent cup of coffee
I made it in a proper copper coffee pot, served with toffee
Later I saw Esau kissing Kate; at least me’ thinks I saw
The sorriest saw I saw was rustic on sawdust in Arkansas

Untitled

Was it so extraordinary?
I fell for your buffoonery
You reach for me again and yet 
I seem to lack the empathy
The one who brought me joy 
Became the bane of my depression
The days when I was gullible
Spectacular to mention
Thinking of you now 
Makes our time seem so iniquitous
Eureka how I feared you!
So uncouth and so ubiquitous 
The time has passed somehow
And now we’re only stronger for it


5/13/18
joined PoetrySoup:5/11/18
first poem: Back and forth nonsensical

Premium Member The Poet In Twelve Lines

Eureka, a thought, a pause, a word unwritten, floats above him
A sign to this gullible soul, a warning, depression may soon strike
The poet smiles inside, no buffoonery here, his fingers tensed, ready

Brain alert, hands freed to strike the keys, to make language appear
He is not just a putter down of words, he lives inside an extraordinary world
Empathy, his spectacular gift, phrases shared to bare the wounds and pleasures of Mankind

Ubiquitous, should be the poet's middle name, his verse is truth, found everywhere
In mountain village, towering cityscape or humble home, the poet's lines are read and spoken
In them, his expression of love, of life, of folly is understood, passed from one to the other

Groups will gather to discuss, to share his thoughts, his written word
Black letters placed on paper, his inner songs spread to open ears and willing hearts
Imagination fired in others by the fingers of a solitary person, depression defeated again today
                          Admitted Poetry Soup 5/18       poem submitted 5/31/18

Tall Order

Well!  That's a tall order I thought
                   perusing your extraordinary list
                            of words to include,
                                  in poetry new.

      Not, that I'm a stranger to
         the odd eureka moment
            I do freely admit.

       Perhaps, you will be gullible  
                                   and kind
             to excuse my writing buffoonery.

            Just finished another rhyme
                recalling childhood traumas
                      has triggered the old depression.

               Please utilise your empathy
                   for I know this poem
                     is not spectacular
                             but hoping also
                                not ubiquitous.

 13th May 2018

Joined Poetry Soup  2nd May 2018
First poem posted: DAUGHTER
Placed 1st

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