Adopted Pluto

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Earth does ballet to stay in shape
dancing before the rubbernecking moon
that chases us around the sun
making waves in oceans like our emotions
                                      …for an obnoxious pet.

Mars and Venus are anxious lovers
who can’t cuddle in their king sized bed
because restless Earth sprawls wide between them
constantly turning, warm and feverish.
                                      ...but not like Mercury.

Mercury has cancer and a great tan from all the sun.

Puerile asteroids caper about the solar system
giggling and sharing jokes with the big galoot-- 
Jupiter is stupid, but loves a hearty laugh.
Poop and fart jokes are favorites
                                      …Jupiter is always gassy.

Saturn is too discerning for such unrefined buffoonery.
She’s the hula hoop queen
                                      …4.5 billion years and counting.
Loved by all, but secretly engaged.

Mopey, woebegone Uranus wears the other ring.
On their first date Saturn was pretty in pink and
Uranus smelled awful
                                …Jupiter loves that joke.
 
Still, nobody stirs up trouble like Neptune who
takes a three-pronged approach to everything
and made Pluto cry with news of adoption.
Since then, Pluto has grown
                                        …quite distant.

All the while, the sun smiles a contented smile...
                                         ...and looks on.

05/28/15
Submission for Lexi's Art Contest
Hosted by: Mystic Rose

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015



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Date: 5/29/2015 6:26:00 PM
Absolutely brilliant and witty, Preston! A 7 from me :)
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The Grahamburglar
Date: 5/29/2015 7:23:00 PM
Thank you, Laura. I appreciate your kindness and encouragement. =)
Date: 5/28/2015 8:39:00 PM
Lol, creative, I love Jupiter..I'm a signing up
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Date: 5/28/2015 8:45:00 PM
Thanks, I'm glad you liked it. =)
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