Best Bristle Poems

While wandering thru the forest pines
                                      A lesson...

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The Hyperactive Stranger At Bristle Grocers WHERE'S THE BEEF - A Narrative Poem


One day at a grocery shop,
I met a man selling meats,
For the money, he wanted to swap,
But I wanted some wheat.

"Got any wheats?" asked I.
"For that's how I'll spend my money."
"No ears of...

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I possess an unusual knack for making women bristle

hence immediately this birdman
wishes to escape into his eyrie
or seriously considers joining a nunnery
mainly for the less common slang definition
cuz yes, “nunnery” 
sometimes used ironically to refer to a brothel, 
and this secondary meaning 
may well have...

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