Best Bow Wow Poems
There’s a frog sitting on the potty going, “Rib-bit”.
Sitting down where I normally sit.
I am not sure why the frog came to visit,
But he’s sitting on the potty going, “Rib-bit.
There’s a cow sitting on the potty going, “Moo-moo”.
She’s sitting in the same place that I do.
I am not sure why the cow came to see you,
But she’s sitting on the potty going, “Moo-moo”.
There’s a horse sitting on the potty going, “Neigh-neigh”.
I sit on the potty in the same way.
I am not sure if the horse is here to stay,
But he’s sitting on the potty going, “Neigh-neigh”.
There’s a bird sitting on the potty going, “Tweet-tweet”.
I sit on that very same seat.
I am not sure if this ever will repeat,
But she’s sitting on the potty going, “Tweet-tweet”.
There’s a dog sitting on the potty going, “Bow-wow”.
She climbed up there, but I don’t know how.
I am not sure if that dog is done now,
But she’s sitting on the potty going, “Bow-wow”.
There’s a donkey sitting on the potty going, “Hee-haw”.
He’s sitting there as if it were a see-saw.
I am not sure why the donkey came to call,
But he’s sitting on the potty going, “Hee-haw”.
I am sitting on the potty singing my song,
About the animals that have been here all day long.
If they can use the potty it can’t be all wrong,
So I’m sitting on the potty singing my song.
< cakes and sausages on hot griddle
uncle Leroy's dam dog just piddled
slipped ~ slide across floor
grabbed shotgun by front door
now dam ole dog just plays an fiddle
bow bow bow bow bow bow bow bow ~ wow
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow bow ~ ow
with tail between own ~ legs
now dog sings ~ and ~ brags
about cousin's daisies's bad bow ~ pows
Entry For John Freeman's
Slapstick Limerick Contest
Gl All
Poor Ole Dog LOL
Let sleeping dogs lie
Don't get tripped by their feet
They come awake with a snarl,
and might think that you're meat.
Dog Gone Languages
All dogs bark except the Dingo
Humans think they know the lingo
But truth be told – reality
It’s a different sound in each country
In Arabic – hau-hau, how-how
Armenian – haf-haf
In Cantonese – wow-wow, wong-wong
Bulgarian – jaff-jaff
In English it’s arf-arf, bow-wow
In Malay it’s gong-gong
The Germans hear wuff-wuff, vow-vow
The Thais just hear hong-hong
I’d give you more but that’s enough
You need to know this other stuff
Dog barking has one common vice
A dog will always speak it twice
No matter how we hear the bark
Between two dogs it hits the mark
They seem to understand all others
Better than we do our brothers
Mdailey 11/28/12
Who’s that cow standing in the way
Moo-ove, Moo-ove
No, that’s a donkey,listen how he brays
Hee-haw, Hee-haw
I’m not the kinda person to be hurtling insults
"But that's a crazy monkey with a blabbering mouth"
Who’s that dog with the toothpaste grin
Bow-Wow, Bow-Wow
He gobbled up the chow and is starving to sin
Gro-owl, howl, howl
Some creatures greedy, they'll suck your bones 'till it's dry
Just living in the Jungle is a fight to survive
Who’s that bird dancing in the streets
tweet - tweet, tweet –tweet
Someone stole our dinner leaving nothing to eat
Gro-oan, Mo-oan
If you slip, you'll slide, go straight down the hole
Life is just creation in a different world
Who's that CLOWN distracting everyone
Hell-Low Hell-Low
He's sniffing cocaine by the beach in the sun
High High, Bye Bye
Some are born to shine that's what they say
Only money really matters at the end of the day, Can you pay...
I Will Smile
I smile, to dispense out the rage in my soggy heart!
Most folks smile, if they're dwelling in cloud nine.
I will smile, when I get that kiss from my child hood crush,
Like Bow Wow did from Tyra Banks.
Queen Elizabeth's kiss on my cheek will spark a radiant smile on my phiz!
Elegant, brief and delicious dreams tender smiles on my phiz.
A prior romantic night, will glow up my smiles, this is evident during the break of dawn.
If I ever fish out million-dollar woman, I will smile at the end of the day.
For a chitchat with Kanye, I will smile.
When I get to transcribe Rap lyrics for Jay-Z, I will smile.
Imagine me on the same comedy show with Kevin Hart,
What a diamond smile I would compose.
Writing screenplays with Leonardo Dicaprio and Nicholas Cage, why wouldn't I smile?
Ah yah! Oh yeah! Not forgetting lunch with Obama-
What a glowing smile I will tattoo.
Okay! I studied from Makerere University,
The best University in East Africa and the fourth in Africa,
Let alone, I have the happiest smile so far.
When I flicker to Trance and Digital Daggers music,
The hidden companion smile, is transcribed allover me.
Let's float through Def. Jam Records with Russell Simmons,
Where I would love to record an audio anthology some day,
Russell heed to my dream, because I want to smile.
Let alone, working with ColdPlay, their lyrics always drill smiles into me.
In the end I'm with Linkin Park.
Let my confessions be by my side,
And my phiz will smile eternally.
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T.m.T scripts
I was ‘ Walking ’ back from grocery shopping
When I saw something, that had me hopping…
… mad, I mean… at what I seen
… a Man treating a Dog, just like a Queen !
They rode past in a top-down car
She had shades on, like a Movie-Star
My bags dropped down, due to shock…
… Now… What She got, that I ain’t got?
… Her big ears blowing in the wind
Now, I know, that’s Man’s Best Friend
But the only reason, I figured, I was Walking
is ‘cause I need a new kind-of-Talking :
Bow-Wow! Get my tail to Wagging
Bow-Wow! Ain’t too Proud for Begging
Bow-Wow! Learn another kind of Language
Bow-Wow… … see I can Manage …
Bow-Wow !
I’m slowly Learning How
- to Bow-Wow
and it’s Alright Now
Now, I knew, something was wrong with that Sight
Can my Bark, be worse than Her Bite?
I started to Listen to the Canine next Door
Yapping and a Howling – made ‘em give Her More…
Then I hung around the Local Pet-Shop
I Finally figured out “What They Got !”
The next Man came, I Said, “They’s Expensive,
You may as well, get yourself a ‘Mrs’…”
… Bow-Wow!
Bow-Wow! Get my tail to Wagging
Bow-Wow! Ain’t too Proud for Begging
Bow-Wow! Learn another kind of Language
Bow-Wow… … see I can Manage
Bow-Wow !
I’m slowly Learning How
to Bow-Wow
and it’s Alright Now
Well… We were already happily Married, when He said, “Let’s get a Dog”
I sat up straight… went to sniffing, as silent-whistle-warnings, went off
I jumped in front of Him … and started to Tease…
“We don’t need nothing ‘round with Fleas !”
… and if You scratch behind My Ears,
I’ll make the kind of noise, you love to Hear ! …
Bow-Wow! Move Over Rover
Bow-Wow! Fe-Fe, Its Over !
Bow-Wow! This is My Growler
Git’ A Little Louder … Bow – Wow !
Bow-Wow… Wuff Wuff Wuff
Carol Brown… This One’s For You Kiddo’
And Your Great Sense of Humor (Smile)
This Poem is From Bygone Days
(Wouldn’t You Know… The Silly One’s Always Survive)
Hope You Enjoy It….
MoonBee
Arthur, the King, had a big table that
Was ever so round and was heavy and flat
One day it collapsed and it squashed Merlin - SPLAT!
But the wizard came back as a soppy old cat
In Camelot, soon all the doggies were gone
In Camelot, all of the rats tried it on
In Camelot, where the cat wasn’t so daft
He muttered this spell (which was catty witchcraft)
“Gone, the wizard, wise of brow
Gone, the dog, no bow wow wow
Hail the cat, meow meow
Rats, be lunch before me now.”
But wizards, even when they’re cats
Exceed all human lifetime stats
Arthur, long since in the ground
Merlin now, is still around
Not a cat inclined to roam
Never lacked for hearth and home
Any home mad keen on doggies
One quick spell and they choose moggies
Did that in this very house
Turned the dog into a mouse
We took him in and called him Muffy
Silly name, but we’re not stuffy
Under the table, a bed for Muffy
We laid a mat, all pink and fluffy
Muffy spoke which messed my head
Still I heard what Muffy said…
“You may think I’m a soppy cat
Which might explain my fluffy mat
But that there table’s round and flat
There’s no way I’ll sleep under that!”
“I am wizard, wise of brow
Though my skin be feline now
I’m no ‘Muffy’ anyhow
I am Merlin, then… and now!”
6 October 2022
Contest: Merlin The Magic Cat
Sponsor: Mystic Rose Rose
Once upon a time, in a hidden part of our world’s history
A secret fellowship once existed called, a Sacred Meow Society
Founded by the father of the royal feline during the ancient century
With his wife and two kittens, crowned and veiled to live peacefully
This society was established in the remote city of Moonglow
To venerate their greatest and noblest forefather, Purr Mow
They were taught not to eat any kind of meat especially cow
First religious teaching on respect, “ You shall raise paws, vow.”
The Sacred Meow Society read their thick sacred book everyday
They taught all kittens to wear golden mittens when they pray
Their society was very strict on rules, “You shall purr not scratch”
“Don’t steal fish, just wait for a catch” in verse 3 of Catouch.
Their society tried to expand or spread all over the world
The doctrines they taught were in meow's language--unfurled
They tried to reach out to dogs but they said bow-wow-Wow
The dog's friendship had made this society finally vanished in thaw.
March 3, 2023 11.46 am
The Sacred Meow Society
Contest Judged: 3/14/2023 6:02:00 PM
Sponsored by: Mystic Rose Rose
Place 1 (2nd trophy win I received)
Joe found himself in a bit of a rut
So, he bought himself the friendliest mutt
Bow-wow, lick-lick, slurp-slurp
Joe's space that mutt usurped
Not room enough for them both in Joe's hut
In the distance I can hear church bells chiming a new song.
My best friend is about to marry her bad boy, so wrong.
Believe me, something I would say today would not matter now.
If he turns out okay, I’ll be the first person to say “wow!”
But from what I have already seen, he is a big bow-wow-wow.
I’d rather see her married to my namesake, a beautiful red cow.
He always seems to put her down, making fun of everything.
She told me that she’d bought her own engagement ring.
His parents were surprised that he and she were engaged.
His proposal was a scene from Star Wars, completely staged.
It wasn’t that I was angry or felt left out or blue.
Now that I think about it, those things might actually be true.
I’d better put on my game face and make a fast run back to the wedding.
To congratulate the bride and groom, Mr. and Mrs. Royal P. Tedding.
I lost a precious associate,
my dog Bumfuzzle,
no one left to teach me unconditional love,
and there is no one to bark.
I've known you since you,
were just a patchy little puppy,
I watched you grow into,
a good-looking bow-wow friend.
I'll always think of you,
I'll keep your memory alive,
the painful memories,
that has left an ache in my heart.
But now it’s over,
you're gone forever,
all I have is your picture in a frame,
on my wall as remembrance.
Chicago now has cause to cheer
The Cubs are winning games this year
I've checked things out and found
when the moon is up, the sun is down
Large gray clouds do contain
snow, if cold; if warm, rain
Birds keep chirping, cats still meow
Cows graze and moo, dogs bark - bow-wow
Who understands God's mysterious ways
The Cubs are winning ~ we cheer, amazed
DEATH IN A PARIS PISSOIRE
I'm all alone in my sunset
I'm as alone as I can get
I thought I'd die but haven't yet
things are just as bad as they can be.
I'm all alone I cry and cry
I'm so along I want to die
don't want to live but don't know why
things are just as bad as they can be.
I'm all alone I done my best
I made the grade but failed the test
I lost it all throughout my quest
things are just as bad as they can be.
I'm all alone here in my bed
I'm so alone I hate my head
it's hard as stone and thick as lead
things are just as bad as they can be.
I'm all alone and hurt a lot
I'm so alone I'm all I've got
my love life's always not so hot
things are just as bad as they can be.
I'm all alone and ugly too
I'm so alone my life is through
My dog hates me what can I do?
Things are just as bad as they can be.
Bow wow! Bow wow! Arf! Arf!
Grrrrrr . . . ..
© Ron Wilson Arbuthnot
aka Vee Bdosa the Doylestown Poet
Life Of A Canine Named "Pooch”...
Equally Worthy As Mine
No explanation why,
the following unpleasant memory
shocked this systemofadown human vie
bur rent lee, suddenly, and oppressively
as if...a heavy object
fell from the sky
knocking render yours truly
into a crash test dummy
tail spinning vertigo,
where the soul of this guy
at this moment, when
the following misdeed
occurred well nigh
many werewolf full
moons ago, hence a sigh
leant echo with matthew scott
till he doth die!
Nonetheless, to my
dying day I cannot
forget, nor allow
un paw din nub bull sub woofing,
recollection, yet try as I might ow
(the psychological pain
still rubbed red
dully bone raw),
where ring around
the collar of
this paw - pow
whir fully, doggedly,
grudgingly, now
fines me to em bark
with a shrill bow wow
impossibly (even
incrementally) forgive
thy then girlfriend, now
spouse of approximately
deux dozen plus
years Oh my
DOG - "holy cow"
forsaking the beautiful
faithful, and loyal "purportedly
man's beast friend,"
and ideal chow
mate, upon venting still
smoldering grief
when said wife
egregiously, heartlessly, and
indiscriminately, (though not
deliberately) evoked strife
(cross) be still finds me gnashing,
where emotional grief rife
this closing November 19th, 2018
analogous to a serrated knife
tearing, stabbing, ripping,
and gnaw zee ate
ting lee wreck conning
this melon collie life
of mine, no more valuable,
than a unconditionally loving
creature "put down"
at the Chester County S.P.C.A.
leaving this aging puppy
with an indelible frown,
which sad recollection
unleashes sorrow every noun
and again, which
unrelenting hounding
agony, asper an non
healing wound tantamount
to unsolved killings
haunting ghost town.