Best Bodyguard Poems


The Bodyguard

A bodyguard at twenty three?
would have done a world of good for me
my self esteem unbounded
those playground bullies more than a little confounded.
Form: Clerihew

My Beloved Bodyguard

As the day of morn breaking through
Sunrising from the east
Coffee brewing just about done
time to go out on the deck
converse as always
with my bodyguard

Twas as same as always
we done each 
early morn.. 

But this time 
Twas quite different
For tis be.. 
he did not come

As I went unto him..
to where his room tis be
I found him...
my eyes.. my heartful of tears
For all the many many years

Tis man went out of his way
Just to make me happy 
to make safe... 
Each and everyday...

Tribulations and trials
We all must face...
Never ever knowing
The moment...
We meet our Maker
Face to face.... 

My Beloved Bodyguard
For tis each day.. still the same
I have coffee .. on the deck
Where we always would be...
Conversing.. and just shooting the breeze

As these days... for I know
Someday we shall meet again
Within Heavens gates..

Come to Jesus
For Time is the essences.. 
Never know.. when time shall be
Or who first.. will step into eternity..

As my Beloved Bodyguard
Ow.. I do miss him.. deeeply...
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The Bodyguard Who Outsmarted the Queen-Once Upon a Time

Locked in the largest room of the  palace,
you live days in dire existence,
sunshine caresses you with sun rays,
breeze makes you breathe life;
anything at the swish of a wand is
given to you, lonely princess of Wales!

He has no loyal blood in him,
and as many children as you desire,
He can give you-at least two.
A boy who looks exactly like him,
a girl as gorgeous as you...
he can feel inside you'll be his.

Your jealous Queen, can scream her brain out
and tell you, " I don't like that bodyguard is a joker;
he's too poor and childish, he thinks he's another prince,
but he has nothing to give you...stay in your room, 
silly Rapunzel! He won't ever climb to this balcony:
your hair is too short and brittle! How can he do that? " 
You'll try to convince her that he is a great guy,
" But mom, he loves me more than anybody! "
" Love without money is a tree without fruit! 
Riches can buy many jewels! You're the next Queen!  
Her anger will shout her up and all will turn to gloom...
while he waits outside and freezing he rubs his red hands.

Her slickness won't last, she must have a weak spot;
if he courts her with his boyish charms, she'll become soft
and forget that a pretty princess adores him and woos him. 
" I got her on my strings...she'll be my animated puppet!"
Infatuation can be blinder than love; he will get her very drunk,
and have her thinking for a minute that she can have him! 

The princess and the bodyguard hug; they laugh aloud...
while the Queen sleeps on the sofa and snores, " She's too drunk,   
let her sleep for hours; we are going to elope and live happily! 
Ah! Such an unfair and vain mother she is! She'll realize that
even money isn't everything...if love palpitates in the heart! "
Try out his trick: be that bodyguard who outsmarted
the Queen and if you get lucky, you must thank him "


Pick: Rapunzel
Written on 2/2/2016


Your Bodyguard

time is ticking, days are passing, years are adding,
lines are showing, body’s slowing, often feel like napping,

no regrets, no what if’s, not time now to wallow,
on my failures, some were deep, some were hard to swallow,

some friends gone, some remain, some are very new,
when times are hard, when I reach out, I always reach for you,

Summer days, Winter nights, cold wind or warm breeze,
we’ll cuddle up, have some wine, as we sail the seas,

about the kids, oh well what’s new, they hardly stay in touch,
but come what may, thought far away ,we still love them so much,

and in a crowd, or on my own, you’re with me in my heart,
in times of trouble, in times of pain, I know we’ll never part,

and if by chance you meet some danger, if you’re caught off guard,   
call on me, remember, I’ll always be your bodyguard
Form: Verse

Bodyguard

BODYGUARD

swept off her feet
he positioned her on
pillows of fields
whispering
“I’ll seduce you then
you seduce me”

her lips parted
she tasted sweet
like satin sheets
 sliding off his shirt
she her blouse
he was helplessly
aroused

delicate hands 
unzipped
jeans
she caressed his 
hips
bending down kissing
hot manhood with soft 
lips

moving against him
firing his passions
no turning back
no sexual rations

she wanted him hard
her own personal
body
guard




© Kim van Breda-- April 2015
Form: Rhyme

Bodyguard Has Corrugated Face

Needs dry cleaner
With electric iron
To make it pretty
Form: Triolet


A Sleepy Bodyguard

A sleepy bodyguard searched, chose and set
Best seat for the honorable guest
Carefully observing, he saw dirt 
Decidedly he removed the chair
Express like a jet, the guest landed on floor

Funny again; he looked in the bag and 
Gave the boss a prepared speech to present
Honorable in delight began to read
In the mid-way he noted;
Joke-less, a poem penned by a pupil for a test
Kept as secret it could not
Laughter and booing rocked the room
Majority demanded for dismissal of the bodyguard
Next day- an irony! He was promoted to high rank
Of General and appointed national security chief
Form: ABC

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