Best Behinds Poems

Why Dogs Sniff Behinds

By Elton Camp

All dogs very long ago, a meeting did call
Each hung his behind on a peg on the wall

The conclave was going along pretty well
When a passing cat the canines did smell

Desire to chase him created quite an uproar
And the pack...

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rich white spoiled brat
dodges draft 
talks about struggles
and patriotism
for OTHERS

hypocritical self-serving
amoral being
talks about
ethics and laws for Others
and goes his own perverted ways


political outsider insider  
speaks 
but does not listen 
makes noise 
but no sense 

supposed entertainer
plays with himself
produces black comedy 
and tragedy
tweeting like a...

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Musty overalls
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Undocumented Warrior

By George W. Clever-----2002

I sneaked into this country on moccasin feet
No one knew I was here
Till one day someone asked 
Where is your C.D.I.B. card?			
Putting on my best stoic mask I said
Do I need one to buy my beer?
Smart ass! 

“You need one to...

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