Me and Nellie Mcgee

That's not my elephant, the barman said, when last I went a boozing 
Then threw at me a grin filled glance, that was a long way from amusing
You brought him here, you bring him home, your game I’m not abetting
So pack your trunk, get out, your barred, no more drink you’re getting

So sadly I made the long journey home, my poor legs weak as jelly
I could perhaps have caught a cab but they would not take Nellie
Later as we passed a takeaway, the warm smell assailed my senses
I ordered spaghetti and parmesan cheese, Nellie just had lettuce

My door key I could nowhere find, when at last I reached my home
I had no choice but to ring the bell, the wife Ella soon came down
Her words, would cause a crimson blush, on face’s of horse traders
I have not experienced such awful fear since I was in 2nd graders

She insisted that, ‘Nellie’, was but just, a figment of my imagination
And that if I didn’t get off to bed, I’d end up in prone prostration
Now I’ve lost my new best friend, and sweet alcohol fuelled nights
She’s taken from me the will to live. and rewritten the bill of right





4th in Contest, That's Not My Elephant,  by Matt Caliri
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Maverick Avatar
July 8, 2011 at 1:19 PM
I see this happy piece earned you a win Eamon..(best wishes)
Brown Avatar
January 21, 2011 at 3:32 AM
Congratulations on your win Eamon in the "That's Not My Elephant" contest by Matt Caliri. Love, Carol
Devonshire Avatar
January 20, 2011 at 1:17 PM
SOOO happy to see your poem in the winners' circle, Eamon. Congratulations! Love, Carolyn
Sweetheart Avatar
January 20, 2011 at 1:14 PM
Congrats Eamon on your terrific win in Matt's elephant theme contest .. another awesome write my friend.. enjoy your top spot with luv..
Locksley Avatar
January 20, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Congratulations on your win Eamon. I knew this was a winner the first time I read it.
Fraser Avatar
January 20, 2011 at 12:36 PM
Good one Eamon, many congratulations on your win in Matt's contest, way to go....:)
Radke Avatar
January 20, 2011 at 6:52 AM
Hi Eamon -- Very big congratulations for this enjoyable poem about 'elephants'. I liked this very much -- reminds me of the old movie 'Harvey'. But anyway, this is so well written, and I love the rhyming as well as the story. Best wishes. Deb
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January 20, 2011 at 4:14 AM
Congratulations Eamon on your big win in the contest of Matt.Enjoyed your poem very much---kashinath
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December 25, 2010 at 12:59 PM
Good luck in the contest with this one..I got a chuckle from reading it..It reads like a true winner to me..Strong woman there that you portrayed..Your presence at my work lifted my spirits..I was so glad that you found something that you enjoyed..Sara
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December 24, 2010 at 8:06 PM
wow! Smiles Eamon, very swwet and cute to read,,, good luck in the contest,,,.. enjoyed your poem,, and have yourself a wonderful x- mass,..p.d.
M V Avatar
December 20, 2010 at 8:01 PM
An ejoyable write,Eamon.Beautifully wrtten for the contest.Wish you success.
Sweetheart Avatar
December 20, 2010 at 8:32 AM
Spectacular write Eamon and good luck in the contest with this rare beauty using all the words so well.. good news that u are playing most nights and weather has not interfered... we are still in frigid temps and I am praying for Summer to arrive quickly luv.. enjoyed...
Walsh Avatar
December 19, 2010 at 5:42 AM
Great stuff Eamon - best of luck in the competition - Liz
Mehta Avatar
December 18, 2010 at 4:42 PM
Lovely and cute entry to the contest, Eamon, Good luck
Dietrich Avatar
December 18, 2010 at 3:53 PM
Oh, and cute how you took it off Bobby McGee!!
Dietrich Avatar
December 18, 2010 at 3:52 PM
Wow, Eamon, I am impressed by how well you did with this challenge. If I even attempt it, I hope I can be as clever!! Luv,Andrea
Locksley Avatar
December 18, 2010 at 2:14 PM
Well, I see you had fun with this one, too, Eamon. Very funny poetry. Good luck in the contest.
Devonshire Avatar
December 18, 2010 at 1:42 PM
This is a very funny entry for the contest, Eamon. I haven't a clue what inspired the sponsor, but you and Barbara rose to the challenge so well! Good luck, my friend. Love, Carolyn
Gorelick Avatar
December 18, 2010 at 12:49 PM
Funny one Eamon..I love this contest, such a great bunch of silliness..BG
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