The Errand

Wee Luck McGee, came into the pub And the Barman started pouring a beer "No Tanks for me, a martini you see Is what you'll be serving right here" Then McGee with one hand, pulled a jar from his coat Removing the lid with the other Plucked out the olive, and swilled down the Gin Then abruptly ordered another With each martini he knocked back with cheer An olive was placed in the jar And when it got filled, He screwed on the lid Then started to walk from the bar But the barman called out "What's that about ?" To McGee with the jar he did cling "It's me Mrs you know, she told me to go And get Her a jar of these tings"