The Errand

Wee Luck McGee, came into the pub
And the Barman started pouring a beer
"No Tanks for me, a martini you see
Is what you'll be serving right here"
Then McGee with one hand, pulled a jar from his coat
Removing the lid with the other
Plucked out the olive, and swilled down the Gin
Then abruptly ordered another
With each martini he knocked back with cheer
An olive was placed in the jar
And when it got filled, He screwed on the lid
Then started to walk from the bar
But the barman called out "What's that about ?"
To McGee with the jar he did cling
"It's me Mrs you know, she told me to go 
And get Her a jar of these tings"

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016



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Date: 1/20/2016 11:45:00 PM
Oh yes and by the way, A (7) for me and a Fav.
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Date: 1/20/2016 11:44:00 PM
What wonderful wit and charm. Love this one too Jerry. You Rock.....Sharon : )
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Date: 1/9/2016 6:37:00 PM
Ah!!!!!!!!Jerry, now this is one poem I really enjoyed, it just reminded me that I have a glass jar at the back of my bar with a martini ready to be made and drunk and I can pluck an olive of one of our trees, thank you for reminding me, I just love this poem, keep these type of poems coming, hope you and family are well, take care .................Vera
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 1/9/2016 7:44:00 PM
Thank you sweetheart ---go easy on the olives --God Bless
Date: 1/8/2016 9:44:00 PM
G'day Jerry... now this is entirely logical. If only my wife ate olives. Thanks for the chuckle mate - Lindsay
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 1/9/2016 6:19:00 PM
If it weren't for me, you'd be my favorite story teller, LOL. May God Bless You My Friend........
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