Gobsmacked and Bamboozled and Confused

Gobsmacked and bamboozled and confused

I peeked into the oven where the baking dishes slept
resting in a pot of onion stew
Couldn’t help but laughing, they were snoring as they wept
dreaming of a casserole or two

Picked a card while on the deck next to an old fruit tree
in a three piece suit made out of hearts
Thought I grabbed a king but found I only held a three
folded with a straight of cherry tarts

Climbed onto a ladder that was laying on the ground
hoping I could see just over head
Still afraid of heights but thinking no one was around
believing what the audience had said

Drove off to the levy in a beat up rusted Ford
my Chevy had a tire that was flat
Tried to sing along but noticed I was getting bored
who would write a song as long as that

Painted in a corner in a room shaped like a ball
brushing up a bit before I go
Mixing darker colors than are found out in the hall
thinking that the den would never know

Wrote a stupid poem that I posted here on soup
saw there was a multitude of views
Went to read the comments, found that none I did recoup
gobsmacked and bamboozled and confused


10/25/18
Written for the: What Gobsmacks, Bamboozles and Confuses Me Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Caren Krutsinger
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Marcum Wong Avatar
November 12, 2018 at 1:38 PM
A humorous creative delight Chris. I see why it got First Place. Congratulations on your top win! : )
Green Avatar
November 13, 2018 at 8:34 AM
Thank you Connie, once again for all of your kindness.
Pigeon Tart Avatar
November 12, 2018 at 12:01 PM
Fandiddlytastic! Congratulations! :))) xomo
Green Avatar
November 13, 2018 at 8:34 AM
Hey, I like that!!!! Thanks Maureen
Roper Avatar
November 11, 2018 at 9:58 PM
Congratulation on your awesome 1st Gobsmacked and bamboozled and confused place win.
Green Avatar
November 13, 2018 at 8:33 AM
Thank you Eve for your kind words.
Lawless Avatar
November 11, 2018 at 6:04 PM
this is one "gobsmacking, bamboozling, and confusing" weave of bits and pieces of colliding thoughts.....GREAT JOB.....
Green Avatar
November 13, 2018 at 8:33 AM
Thanks so very much John.
Gauthier Avatar
November 11, 2018 at 4:41 PM
LOL sounds like it may be from an actual experience we can all relate to... Well done on your top win, Chris.
Green Avatar
November 13, 2018 at 8:33 AM
Thanks so very much my friend. Yeah, I guess it certainly could be.
Watson Avatar
November 11, 2018 at 3:01 PM
Gobsmacked and bamboozled and confused at lack of comments? We're all wonderstruck that's why!! Well done,Chris.
Green Avatar
November 13, 2018 at 8:32 AM
Thanks so very much Wendy for your kind words.
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October 27, 2018 at 3:26 PM
So stuffed with funny stuff! My favorite line 'noticed I was getting bored/who would write a song as long as that?' I think the same thing every time I hear 'American Pie'!
Green Avatar
October 29, 2018 at 8:41 AM
That makes two of us. :) Thanks so very much Michelle. I am happy you enjoyed this.
Tapestry Avatar
October 26, 2018 at 8:54 AM
I am enjoying you so much. I love the personified snore. My pots do the same.
Green Avatar
October 26, 2018 at 11:56 AM
That's why I keep my in the stove. : ) Thanks so much LT
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October 26, 2018 at 8:31 AM
Lively and funny, Chris! Janice
Green Avatar
October 26, 2018 at 11:56 AM
Thank you so very much Janice
Bauer Avatar
October 25, 2018 at 4:40 PM
ha! very well done, chris! i especially love the final verse...
Green Avatar
October 25, 2018 at 4:56 PM
Thanks Ilene. I figured I'd put some truth in with all of the nonsense. : )
Allison Avatar
October 25, 2018 at 1:58 PM
what a fun poem Chris, I am loving to see your humourous side! I'm still working on mine I'm a bit bamboozled on which way the poem should go lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Green Avatar
October 25, 2018 at 4:55 PM
That's how I felt as I wrote this one. Thanks so much Jan
Sands Avatar
October 25, 2018 at 1:55 PM
oh, I read this poem and almost forgot to leave a comment. Very creative. Every time I see bamboozled, I think of Bazooka gum. I think my brain is bamboozled. lol :)
Green Avatar
October 25, 2018 at 4:55 PM
Thanks so much Heidi. I remember Bazooka gum and the comics inside. : )
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