Best Baldness Poems

If I had a cure for baldness.
I'd grow lots and lots of hair.
I'd want to look like Cousin ITT..
Or possibly Sonny and Cher..
I'd grow it to my ankles.
I'd grow it to my knees.
Comb it, and braid it, and tease it..
Then laugh until I sneeze.

If I...

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This is so random....O_O
But gimmee a break--its two in the morning. 
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Upon dark cloaks billowing in the wind, 
We come across Death in all matters of sin,
 Kidnapped in a magic white truck,
 Driven into the night,
 Can’t escape the baldness and the fright!
Drag our...

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What do you do if you lose a leg
Put on an artificial one instead
And if your eye sight needs improving
Glasses are the thing to get them moving

But alas if your hair is what’s missing
Wearing a toupee will get you some ribbing
So there seems no hope...

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Beware of the men in bald, they say.
You’ll see them everywhere.
They come in sizes, tall and short,
upon their heads, no hair.

The bald men come in thin, they say.
They also come in fat.
Their heads are found upon their necks,
often, underneath a hat.

It is much better, people...

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The hair on my head is no more.
I lost it at age twenty-four.
The X chromosome
made useless my comb
and brought shiny scalp to the fore....

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Wintertime is cold, but nice -
Water turns itself to ice.

Springtime gets a little hotter -
Ice turns itself back into water.

Summer’s still hotter by degrees -
You see green leaves on all the trees.

Autumn gives us weather fair -
But leaves the trees without their hair....

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