Baldness Counseling

Beware of the men in bald, they say. You’ll see them everywhere. They come in sizes, tall and short, upon their heads, no hair. The bald men come in thin, they say. They also come in fat. Their heads are found upon their necks, often, underneath a hat. It is much better, people say, to have hair upon your head. It doesn’t matter, the color, be it blonde or black or red. But, if your head grew grass instead, they’d say you ought to mow it, and water it so it won’t fall out. That’s what they’d say, I know it. Now let me tell you something, son, about the bald men you will see. Some of them are not so bad, like my father, his father, and me.