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A Cure For Baldness

If I had a cure for baldness. I'd grow lots and lots of hair. I'd want to look like Cousin ITT.. Or possibly Sonny and Cher.. I'd grow it to my ankles. I'd grow it to my knees. Comb it, and braid it, and tease it.. Then laugh until I sneeze. If I had a cure for baldness. I'd make sure I had a brush. I'd brush my hair in the morning air. I'd brush it from dawn till dusk.. If I had a cure for baldness. I'd be a millionaire. I'd make lots and lots of money. I'd sit in a barber's chair. I'd want to look like Cousin ITT.. Or possibly Sonny and Cher.. If I had a cure for baldness... Humorous Poetry By Kim Robin Edwards Copyright 2009,2014.. ALL rights reserved..

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