Ham Hock and Bacon

My uncle Dran was an odd sorta man 
who never much cared for livestock.
But wouldn't you know he kept a pig he loved so, 
and named the fat thing, Ham hock.


Of little he cared but for the pig's dinner fare 
and a desire to keep him from block.
No butcher you'd see would stand a chance or a plea, 
to separate Dran and Ham hock.


One day on a walk came a squeal and a squawk 
as they passed a farmland flock.
As a sow named Bacon took to squalling and chasing, 
to the delight of old Ham Hock.


Bacon was bought after a hard bargain fought, 
she was Dran's hog for the takin.
And never could one part, the sow and the old fart, 
know as Ham Hock and Bacon.


To this day down the lane, if you travel again. 
there's a legend for books in the makin.
For the piglets o' plenty, of the pigs, Dran has many, 
cause he won't eat Ham hock or Bacon.

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Pink Domino Contest
Sponsored by: Sara Kendrick
7/29/2016
Placed 10th
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Romios Avatar
April 23, 2023 at 3:06 AM
Whay a cool and original write . Yahoozies to you. Also, quite lyrical Pangie
Zerlaut Avatar
October 30, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Panagiota, it's been too long since I've checked my poem comments. Thank you for your words. This was one of my favorite poems to write.
Teagan Avatar
October 27, 2016 at 10:14 PM
Wow! lol This is creative! I see congrats are in order..... Congratulations!
Zerlaut Avatar
October 30, 2016 at 4:37 AM
I hadn't caught your comment on here till now. Thank you, I was trying for a bit of humor and Sara saw it and was such a sweetheart, she explained how I could adjust it and put it into the Pink Domino Contest. I was thrilled to have her advice!
Kendrick Avatar
July 30, 2016 at 8:42 AM
Your wonderful work got my attention! I am so glad to place it in the winners’ list..Congrats to you. Sara ..I really like this one..The story was excellent..Good humor
Zerlaut Avatar
August 1, 2016 at 5:10 PM
Thank you Sara, it meant even more to me that you picked it up and asked me to join the contest, or I would have never known it was fitting. Glad you enjoyed.
Allison Avatar
July 29, 2016 at 3:53 PM
Dropping back with my congrats Jesse:-) hugs Jan xx
Zerlaut Avatar
July 30, 2016 at 12:30 AM
Thank you again, Jan for your support. I appreciate it.
Arnone Avatar
July 29, 2016 at 3:39 PM
Cute. Made me smile. :-) Poor Ham hock and Bacon -- they are now in the making. Congrats on your placement!
Zerlaut Avatar
July 30, 2016 at 12:30 AM
Thank you, Tom. I had wrote this before I knew the contest existed, Sara told me I should enter it, with some modification to the stanzas, as said below. V
Kendrick Avatar
July 22, 2016 at 11:20 AM
I reaaly like this..It has good rhythm and flow with a great humorous story..If you rearranged the couplets into 4 line stanzas you could enter it into my contest called Pink Dominoes it will close next Wednesday..Arrange the stanzas like this: My Uncle Dan was an odd sort of man who never cared much for livestock. But wouldn't you know he kept a pig he loved so And he named him hamhock Sara
Zerlaut Avatar
July 22, 2016 at 1:07 PM
I read the pink domino contest and didn't think anything I had would have fit. I'll go by what you've suggested and enter. thank you, Sara.
Kendrick Avatar
July 22, 2016 at 11:25 AM
Well it did not come through like I had it..First line end at man, start secon line with who end with livestock.Third line start with But end with so..Fourth line start with And..Sara
Allison Avatar
July 21, 2016 at 3:00 PM
really made me smile loved the humour in your rhyme Jesse:-) hugs Jan xx
Zerlaut Avatar
July 22, 2016 at 1:18 AM
thank you :)
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