Ode To Bacon

O thee I praise, and I sure ain’t fakin’
The fairest ether of carnal substance, our bacon!

That unctuous crunch so satisfying
I can already hear my fat cells sighing

Yea, about you there’s not one thing faulty
You make fried eggs so impeccably salty

A special treat from the Lord, yes I dig
Which is why he hid you inside a pig

Kindly don’t regard me a barbarian,
But you’re proof that God's no vegetarian

There is no shame in how I thee adore
I’d even pick you up after six seconds on the floor

Sweet minutes after, the glorious aftertaste lingers
Extra can be found on my greasy fingers

O dear Lord, may we never run out
Of the sweetest treat behind the muddy snout!

5/16/16
© Thomas W. Quigley
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Quigley Avatar
August 26, 2016 at 12:01 PM
My mouth is watering. Funny poem dad
Vaso Avatar
May 16, 2016 at 11:09 PM
Made me smile! great write!!!
Quigley Avatar
May 17, 2016 at 7:00 AM
Thanks, Arthur!
Emu Avatar
May 16, 2016 at 4:29 PM
Ha, great tribute to an awesome food. I can smell it crackling in the pan now! Happy breakfast (lunch or dinner) to you. Regards, Craig
Quigley Avatar
May 17, 2016 at 7:01 AM
Thank you, Craig!
Ashe Avatar
May 16, 2016 at 3:38 PM
:-) :-) :-) First, the picture is a "roller all over the floor!" :-) This is an ode's ode! Your "six seconds" rule slays me!!! :-)
Quigley Avatar
May 17, 2016 at 7:01 AM
Thanks, Walter!
Deremer Avatar
May 16, 2016 at 3:24 PM
Yes bacon smells and taste wonderful !
Quigley Avatar
May 17, 2016 at 7:02 AM
:-) Thanks, Pam!
Smith Avatar
May 16, 2016 at 3:14 PM
haha...fun one Tom. I do love bacon.
Quigley Avatar
May 17, 2016 at 7:02 AM
:-) Thanks, Tim!
Vaso Avatar
May 16, 2016 at 11:08 PM
Don't we all?
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