Best Attorney Poems

As a poet
you have the right 
to remain silent.
If you give up that right.
Anything you say
can and will be used
in the court of public opinion.
You have the right to use
a computer keyboards.
If you cannot afford one,
a pen with a piece of paper
will be provided for you.
You have the right to speak like an Attorney,
to take...

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It's just the way I see life
Nothing to love hence nothing to hate
Bash whatever you like
It's just the way I see life
Nothing to hide hence nothing to lie
Speak whatever is in your mind
It's just the way I see life
Nothing to be afraid of hence nothing to avoid
Experience whatever you decide
It's just the way I see...

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BE CAREFUL WHO YOU GIVE POWER OF ATTORNEY TO,
COS THEY CAN TURN ON YOU, AND MAKE YOUR LIFE INTO HELL 2016
Frank hangs on the hook at University.
He willed his body to science.
Frank got a girlfriend carer 3 years ago, he was in love and signed the house over to her.
Steve his 60 year old son...

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An attorney friend of mine once said,
We have two opposing views
of the hows and whys of law and time and natural evolution,
including natural law,
and including U.S. Constitutional Law.

One assumes both natural and spiritual nondual legal obligations
to invite and respond to the friends of our allies
as our potentially cooperative friends,
unless proven to be too contrary,
competitive WinLose.

This...

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On the first day of x-mas
My ex wife gave to me
a card from her new attorney

On the second day of x-mas
My ex wife gave to me
Two weeks to leave
and a card from her new attorney

On the third day of x-mas
my ex wife gave to me
Three poloraids
two weeks to leave
and a card from her new attorney

On...

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I once knew a sleazy man, J. Ernie,
J. was a wild abusive attorney.
       Killed his mob boss client,
       looking so defiant-
Man was lucky all the cops were dirty!



* I chose lawyer *

Limerick II Contest
Joseph May
10-10-6-6-10 syllable count
howmanysyllables.com
January 13, 2019...

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NOW, NOW YOUNG PLAYER. 
TIME IS MONEY,
MONEY IS TIME. 
HOW MUCH MONEY,
DO YOU HAVE FOR MY TIME? 

AS YOU CAN SEE, 
I REQUIRE A FEE. 
THE SIGN ON THE DOOR 
READS ATTORNEY. 

ONCE YOU PAY, 
I ANSWER IN RHYME. 
I'LL DO MY BEST, 
TO ACCUMULATE TIME. 

NOW, WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
I WANT IT ALL.
I DON'T...

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Yesterday my attorney once again reminded me
Legal battles are not fought to win

They invite us to not lose any more than we already have,
now that the battle lines are so toxically
traumatically
dissociatively
protagonist v antagonist
drawn

And ready to plunge
and wound vital neuro-root systems

Designed for compassion
and pleasure;
not dispassion
and displeasure.

So, retributive justice systems
are not healthy or satisfying systems
when our goals...

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All were ready for the journey,
With us a funny attorney!
Each time he spoke dropped the funny
Like comedians out for money.
"No beauty is spared the horny"
"Life of knotted ties less thorny,
When from lips proceeds The Corny".
An easy-going Attorney!

Guess I could what he was doing:
For more peace among men suing.
I was to learn his name: Sunny
Who'd in...

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a.“so tell me.  did you do it?”
c.“of course i did it.  i wouldn’t be talking to you if i hadn’t.”
a.“well, that’s not necessarily true.  you still could’ve been brought in as a possible
suspect---right now there is no reason that anyone would think that you did it, as opposed to any of the...

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Dear, Attorney Ambrose

What Caroline has been forced to indure has at the very least been detrimental to her brain development? 
Her frontal lobes being at best seventy five percent if that developed.
Having been since I've been gone, 
has caused her to be emotionally abused that has produced either heightened or prolonged activation of the stress...

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God always hinted
What we did He consented
to church se sprinted

went on long journey
while God was our attorney
our sins would bury

when we would grapple
God did give us an apple
took with to chapel

we looked way out far
Saw God who is shining star
in Carolina tar

born in land of free
God was like a shining sea
flowing over me

while sitting on...

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FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION 
INTO CORRUPT OFFICERS SELLING 
DRUGS LED TO MY WEARING WIRES 
PREGNANT BEGAN 1985 ONGOING 1988 
REVISED  NON REDACTED INTO 1994 BUYING 
WEAPONS AND DRUGS FOR THE FBI THIS 
LED TO OFFICER WALTER BARNETT SHOP 

BUMPIN AUDIO DETAIL SHOP 
I KNEW WALTER AKA POO POO 
NORTH CHICAGO POLICEMAN 
TIES TO OPERATION...

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SADLY THIS TERROR BEGAN WITH A JAMAICAN GUNMAN ARRIVING TO END MY LIFE WITH MY STALKER JAY TOWNSEND JOHNSON HENRY TONI HENRY TOWANDA HENRY FINALLY SHAKEELA HENRY ATTEMPTING TO IMPERSONATE ME AND EXTORT MY AMERICAN POETRY I REPORTED HER ALL MY ORIGINAL WORK WAS RETURNED I RECEIVED VICTIMS COMPENSATION THROUGH CHARLIE CRIST OFFICE AFTER THIS...

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Dear Attorney Mollow,

The autumn winds rise soft around me, rustling the pages of my soul as I sit beneath a sky as tender as the heart you seem to carry. 

I look upon the beauty of this life, the fleeting sweetness of days unfurling like petals on a rose, and my heart swells with gratitude—for...

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