Best Assholes Poems

I loved all kinds of jerks in my career.
A cute narcissist with an egoistic style.
While back decided to be engineer,
I wished that it would help...

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I went to the hospital and they said they were going to shove a camera up my ass.
I told them that I didn't want that...

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“I am NOT like my father!!!
You say that again, I’m going to kill you!”

I shrivel up in shame
For, I am not to blame
For the shenanigans...

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Lets have a toast for the jerkoffs
Lets have a toast for the assholes 
Lets have a toast for the dirtbags
Lets have a toast for the...

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Once upon a time we used to say this rhyme;
Piss **** corruptiion snot, 29 assholes
tied in a knot, yah rah lizard ****, 
fffuuuuuccccckkkkk! 
God bless...

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(a response to a provocative post)

Your voyeuristic **** post
Has got me choking on my toast
I should have better things to do
Than commenting on sex and...

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The Camping Trip
It was a cold, Gay night. Rosie O'Donnel and Kermit The Frog cuddled around the campfire,
Singing *****songs and eating eachother out.

Soon they...

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It's amazing how quick things can change.
First your running with the kings, and then you're knocked out of range.
It's strange. I used to worry and...

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War hell on earth, fire in the skies, rockets bombs, and bullets.
Freedom is on the line and souls get free to roam the skies of...

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I can see the world spinning way out of control
Drugs among the teens is really taking its toll
It’s all about the liquor beverages deep in...

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Do you see all the colors that shade us?
rivaling all sense and reason, laughing back hollow.
All smiles-- lieing first back. and truely cutting
across every shallow...

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They said that love was for creepers.

People who spend too much on booze
and praise saxophone blues. 
Bodies aching for a warm touch-
waltzing alone in a...

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To all who claim that they are always here for me,
whenever I need to reach out and seek support from anybody.
All of you, and I...

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a party dressed all white blast hatred loud with black words
and not understanding the sorrow they invade my windows
and shamed not look me in the...

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I find poetry in the most absurd of ideals and euphemisms, but there are ideas that elude me
The fact of the existence of narcissistic assholes...

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