Best Armpit Poems

UNDERNEATH AN ARMPIT

WHO IS IT? IS IT A TEST?
I  DON’T WANNA THINK
I  AM  OR YOU  ARE, ARE OR AREN’T?
GUESS WHO OR WHAT!
A  MAN…A  HUSBAND!
WHO  CARES…BUT HE CARES!

JUST A MERE EXERCISE
NOT IN THE PROCESS AN EXORCISM
OF ALL THE MEN,...

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In my left armpit  a big boll
That made me with anger boil…

Then, nurse began to water boil.
“Please, don’t touch it now: let it boil…”

“But not like breakfast tea I boil!”

I’d prayed fluid would spill on the soil
And had begun to like snakes coil
But her...

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How can I jilt you my True Love?
I shall be hurting Lord God’s Dove
Why would I teach you what is wrong
When it won’t help us to live long?
What is The Essence of crying Foul,
When we can absolve wrongs like Scowl?

Which love had lasted and no...

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A dazzling forest of an armpit
By watchers paired up with cesspit,
A moment's confirming touch of this
By much displeased hell - raising Doris,
Sure it would puncture Marital Bliss
And all day keep her courting a hiss;
More so, her unhygienic Elvis;
Issues has with The Vilest Pelvis...

No longer The...

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