Best Allergies Poems

don't be
silly 
it's just
i don't
know

some
thing
in my 
eye
it

might be
my own 
eye lash
causing
it to tear

i can't be
allergic
to of all
things
saying

goodbye...

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I've grown a bit slower, I've grown a bit fatter,
  my mission each hour: relieving my bladder.
When I was a youngster, I had no...

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How much do I love thee
Let me tabulate all the ways

I bought you a new Mercedes
	With gold plated tire rims
I bought you a humongous diamond...

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~Seven Dwarfs~  (limerick sequence)*

There once was a dwarf named Doc,
Who saw patients around the clock.
He hadn’t gone to medical school,
Yet his patients he could...

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spring cleaning,
spring planting,
spring pruning,

bees, 
butterflies,
allergies,

campfires,
marshmallows,
smores,

spring break,
school is out soon,
happy tired children,

the smell of flowers,
fresh spring rain,
first mowed grass,

just a few of my favorite things!...

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(not to take too seriously; I think I am immune 
to my "enemies" by now!)

How near to us are foes we can’t resist
when cells, like...

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Would you crusade to remote regions
in search of that timeless tomb, the one made of seasalt & sandstone,
to towns tempered by the terror of war,...

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Super Duper Poetry Soup Woman Poets

Anyone can make a comment when they want to.
Someone should write one about the men now.

Are pretty woman poets living...

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azalea blossoms
fuchsia, pink, white, red --
bees are buzzing

hummingbird flutters
near backyard feeder--
hello again

pollen in the air
allergies are flaring--
warmer days and nights

4/17/21
For M.L. Kiser's
Spring Haiku sequence contest...

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A session with my chiropodist
Is an occasion not to be missed.
We speak of recipes and cruise ships
And other folks' relationships
And pension plans and how to...

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Aw, you're cute
Aw, was that your face?
I think I smacked your face
And gave you a bruise 
But that's old ass news

I know that I am...

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The smell of either soil or concrete after the rain is breathtaking
The sight of the sky and the birds on a warm day is amazing...

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Dr. Fauci,* never grouchy,
Seems to tell it like it is.
When we need a Covid answer,
The advice I’d want is his.

When our POTUS** gives us notice,
It...

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The three little pigs came to the ball
Tried to blow the castle down
It didn’t work
It was made of solid gold
So they gave up and sat...

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eyes wide open
flowers sway in the the breeze
allergies abound


Received: Honorable Mention
Brain Strand's "Eight Or Less"contest
04/2012...

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