Best Aggravates Poems

It is so peaceful today!
SHHHHHHH someone hisses.
You will ruin it.
But it really is a terrific day.
Three people give her a quick glare.
She laughs.
Not caring at...

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You're an Awesome God and I can't complain.
We're holdling you gently and calling your name.
We're climbing a mountain high in the sky,
Dealing with man, we...

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This is a fourteen point check list
For when you buy a car
First question you should ask
Does it have full service history or part
The next important...

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Life gave me a little brother
to teach me about life.
He loves me,
Aggravates me,
and gives me strength and strife.
Thank goodness for my brother
He is as special...

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After July abdicates, august August arrives,
and the year advances, as annually agreed. 
After assessing alternative alternatives and accords,
as anticipated, no other affirmative alternative is advanced....

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Traveling can be a pain,
Particularly on a plane. 
You plan, you pack, you park, you wait
Until you find the proper gate.

You clutch ID and boarding...

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Ah! There is nothing, nothing that adds to a gentleman's persona,
Like that of fashionably sporting and puffing a five-dollar Corona!
With a cigar in his jowls,...

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Children of your own
Character in each
Fill their loving cup
Help extend their reach

Teach them to forgive
And to love a lot
Teach the best way known 
Teach what...

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Such a lovely ebony woman
so deserved to be loved
more precious than rubies
she is mentioned in Proverbs
when she kisses me and smiles
clouds darken the skies of...

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Under the windowsill 
Ages dripped across the frosting wood
Now snow, the warm touch of a finger 
Aggravates the soul of a tiger
As the pyramids stand...

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When one is offended by a mere word
When one aggravates themselves with such little things
I feel the urge to slap them into reality
But lately I...

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Anger so deep it penetrates, agitates and aggravates
Feeling so helpless, clueless and ruthless
Knowing my physical pain and the flaw in my brain is like a...

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we're going all the way down the road of fate      
Well-being depends on a collective plate.  
Our souls are...

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That obscene stare 
aggravates the silicon 
thrust. You become a victim
of an upheaval.

The white dwarfs have 
invaded the blackboard.
You can get a glimpse
of unsolicited rape.

A...

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I'm addicted to you and there's nothing I can do 
No matter how hard I try to leave 
I end up coming back to you...

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