Beefeater Poems - Poems about Beefeater

...My dear old mother God rest her soul Way up in the heavens Now surely a holy saint ‘Cause when she was alive She was kind to a fault Had the biggest heart Of anyone you’d seen ......Read the rest...

...JACK DANIELS met JIM BEAM at the CANADIAN CLUB to discuss their upcoming trip on the CUTTY SARK. They were planning a vacation to a Caribbean cove to get some SOUTHERN COMFORT. JOHNNY WALKER, w......Read the rest...

...LIFE’S STRESSES Day and night the Tower of London is guarded By a guy in a special suit, known as a beefeater. Should an equal-opportunity female suit be for a beefeatress? And a woman sk......Read the rest...

... I am sorry to say, there are no more olives today. For gin, I have Beefeater and Tanqueray. I also have Gordon’s, Seagram’s, and Bombay. There are a few others you can see. I have the best d......Read the rest...

...You stand alone, so full of brawn Poise you have, that of a sitter You stand steadfast, until the dawn That weapon you wield, will always glitter Your spirits remain high, never bitter.......Read the rest...

...My head feels like it has a lava lamp inside The skull has a long crack going across the front I think it’s time to rotate the winter Mucha Slide up the spring beauty with her berries and birds ......Read the rest...