Mother
...My dear old mother
God rest her soul
Way up in the heavens
Now surely a holy saint
‘Cause when she was alive
She was kind to a fault
Had the biggest heart
Of anyone you’d seen
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Categories:
beefeater, miss you, mother son,
Form: Light Verse
Bawdy Beverages
...JACK DANIELS met JIM BEAM at the CANADIAN CLUB
to discuss their upcoming trip on the CUTTY SARK.
They were planning a vacation to a Caribbean cove
to get some SOUTHERN COMFORT.
JOHNNY WALKER, w...
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Categories:
beefeater, drink, fantasy, humor,
Form: Free verse
Life's Stresses
...LIFE’S STRESSES
Day and night the Tower of London is guarded
By a guy in a special suit, known as a beefeater.
Should an equal-opportunity female suit be for a beefeatress?
And a woman sk...
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Categories:
beefeater, humorous, word play,
Form: Verse
No More Olives
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I am sorry to say,
there are no more olives today.
For gin, I have Beefeater and Tanqueray.
I also have Gordon’s, Seagram’s, and Bombay.
There are a few others you can see.
I have the best d...
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Categories:
beefeater, food,
Form: Rhyme
Queen Elizabeth's Beefeater
...You stand alone, so full of brawn
Poise you have, that of a sitter
You stand steadfast, until the dawn
That weapon you wield, will always glitter
Your spirits remain high, never bitter....
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Categories:
beefeater, devotion, inspirational, people, places,
Form: Quintain (English)
Killer Girls and Flesh Eating Zombies
...My head feels like it has a lava lamp inside
The skull has a long crack going across the front
I think it’s time to rotate the winter Mucha
Slide up the spring beauty with her berries and birds
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Categories:
beefeater, life, nostalgia, social, old,
Form: Free verse