Bawdy Beverages

JACK DANIELS met JIM BEAM at the CANADIAN CLUB to discuss their upcoming trip on the CUTTY SARK. They were planning a vacation to a Caribbean cove to get some SOUTHERN COMFORT. JOHNNY WALKER, who had a disagreement with them over their SLOE GIN game, wanted to give them a SAKI. "VODKA ya think you're doing?" chimed in GIBSON, who was a BEEFEATER sitting nearby. "It's not like EARLY TIMES...so just wipe that SMIRNOFF your face." A brawl would have started, but a beautiful woman came in. "Look at them COURVOISIERs," said the MARTIN MILLERs. They noticed her ring with the BLUE SAPHIRE from BOMBAY. JACK DANIELS immediately lost interest in the argument, and asked if he could sit with her. She agreed and he sat down. He noticed that she had a B & B monogram on her blouse. "I've not seen you here before...what's your name and where are you from?" he asked. In a charming southern accent she replied, "Ma name is MARGARITA, Ahm new in town, and Ahm from HENNESSY." When the waiter came over, they ordered two MINT JULEPS. It was the start of a relationship that the DEWARS of them enjoyed, especially when they bowled SCOTCH doubles together.