Bart Poems - Poems about Bart

...Of all the tales I've heard And all ballads that I've read It's one scary little word That keeps sticking in my head And unlike any other This sets all tales apart I'm here to tell you brothe......Read the rest...

.... She watched, with beam hern showed hot spark Sum say, she jumped up shouting "Bart" Sun Time's said with jest "Squirming, her blouse crests. Stoned she, slipped out nips rough az bark" *one would have to......Read the rest...

...I moved to San Francisco from across the bay in early 1977. At 19 years old, dad got me a two-bedroom house in the San Francisco suburb known as the Ocean District. It was the type of home that adjoi......Read the rest...

...The following scenario occurred via the guest sharing with me when I was managing the front desk at a hotel in San Francisco, fronting Union Square. I found his morals promising and c......Read the rest...

...Once upon a Halloween I was a little black cat Since then I have also been A witch and the Cat in the Hat One time I was Lily Munster And then a witch again I was also once Bart Simpson Anot......Read the rest...

...Fond of spicy food this smart man called Bart Alone he loves to hear his tuneful fart But on romantic hot date Foist is his sole option straight For him to break silent wind is an art.......Read the rest...

...Froggy bottom chorus line was jazzy and smart They obeyed with rhythm, they bogeyed with heart They brought their dance routine to a whole new art Choreography of their steps, courtesy of leader, ......Read the rest...

...Green Goblin, Green Goblin, how terrible you are. And only for a serum have you become a superstar. A star of infamy and Spider-man’s worst foe, spreading holy terror wherever that you go. Alia......Read the rest...

...The days the owls rioted, I ran to my warm bed. I got inside my quilts and I covered my head. With their talons and beaks, they elected king Fred. I dared not say a word, but my face was pure red.......Read the rest...

...I can be on a plane headed across the, Ocean and the only thing I my mind is home. Home where every morning I am greeted, By Valley of the Sun and the, Mountains who surround me. I dream of the ......Read the rest...

...Anyone who’s picked up clubs and played out on a golf course, will know there’s times they lose their cool but later show remorse, but rarely do when following a wayward group who’s bloody slow, a......Read the rest...

...Each English-speaker knows that funner means more fun than fun, and weirder means more weird than weird. And yet nary a one of "proper" dictionaries has neologism words - t......Read the rest...

...Rudolph had a brother, a redneck deer named Bart. His nose only glowed when he would sneeze or fart. Rudolph got sick; Santa had to call on his brother. Bart came with pepper in one hoof and a can......Read the rest...

...This is Bart J. Connell from Channel KVIT NEWS RADIO Here is the forecast today over in KoKoMo. It will be raining cats and tigers out of the north. You might also expect some dog hail and so fort......Read the rest...

...Two old guys who won ribbons each year made a bet as the contest drew near: If just one of them placed, then the other, in haste, would eat two quarts of chili, with beer. For a change......Read the rest...