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Bart Poems - Poems about Bart


Premium Member The Ballad of Bart
Of all the tales I've heard And all ballads that I've read It's one scary little word That keeps sticking in my head And unlike any other This sets all tales apart I'm here to tell you brother Of the one and only Bart Now Bart did most his livin' In the nineteen eighties Because was unforgiven Spent some of it in Hades Since Heaven didn't need...

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Categories: bart, betrayal, evil,
Form: Ballad
Bart Simpson groupie
. She watched, with beam hern showed hot spark Sum say, she jumped up shouting "Bart" ...

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Categories: bart, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Come Meet Bart
She wanted me to meet her pet, but I was not ready to go yet. Her enormous python and giant black cobra I had already met. Alligator? Crocodile? Probably something that could tear me apart. I made excuses for six days, until she said his name is Bart. Bart? Hmmm. Bart a Billy goat? Bart a bat?...

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Categories: bart, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Big Bart and Little Ed
G BART AND LITTLE ED Big Bart was a mean guy killed people just for fun First he’d stab em with a knife then shoot em with his gun Little Ed was a shy guy the nicest you ever saw Till that day came when Big Bart killed his paw Bart came from the badlands down New Mexico way Said he...

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Categories: bart, america,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member My Bestie Named Bart
I had a best friend whose name was Bart All the girls thought he was cute and smart Many wanted to date him ...

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Categories: bart, humor,
Form: Limerick



The Beauty and Ol' Bart
The mayor in our little town Has grown old as he rules. That's why what happened just last year Made us all feel like fools. The train slowed down and fin'ly stopped Here in our little town. A brown eyed beauty smiled and winked An' stepped down on the ground. She said, "I heard that Texas men Can curl a young gal's toes. I...

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Categories: bart, cute love,
Form: Quatrain
Big Bad Bart-Mountain Man
Alright all you pigeon chests Came the sound of thunder from the open door As Big Bad Bart replaced the space Giant mountain man of lore Making his way into the bar Sweeping Nancy boys out of his way Stepping up to the the jukebox Kicking it till some good ole country boy music played This mountain man has made it his...

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Categories: bart, funny, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Black Bart
Black Bart the PO8 Robbed Wells Fargo in Cal state His lifestyle—his fate Claimed his poetry Not his robbery should have Jailed him…snobbery...

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Categories: bart, humorous,
Form: Haiku
Bart
There was an old man on a cart, Acquaintances knew him as Bart, As he only ate beans, He inflated his jeans, And smelt of a permanent fart… Inspired by She’s Like the Wind (which I misheard as She’s Got the Wind, lol) For Giorgio’s A Song Inspires a Poem contest...

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Categories: bart, food,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Colorful Bart
Bart was a colorful fellow. He liked to dress in bright yellow. When asked why so bright, He replied with delight, "It keeps me from getting too mellow." 8/24/13...

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Categories: bart, clothes, yellow,
Form: Limerick
Bart the Chauffeur
There once was a chauffeur called Bart, Who had a Rolls that wouldn’t start. He wanted to be green - His boss was very mean - So now he drives a horse and cart....

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Categories: bart, travel
Form: Limerick
Bart Adventure
The rails always hiss and scream a steel Woman pierces the ear drum. We all shake, bobbing and dancing no skill required you all do it equally as good Doors open and close. People enter and leave. A metallic ant farm we all live in together, never ceasing always alive and kicking, some of us screaming our...

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Categories: bart, adventureold, people, home, home,
Form: Free verse
Krazy[on the Bart Bumpin' Krazy]
Why can't I change? Searching for a change... In my mind... I'd have 2 rewind... My tape's, and make a new... Mixtape, with all my mistakes... Take place... In this KRAZY ass world... Full of hurdels... Obstacles & Chemicals Make me unbalanced... With KRAZY toughts... Of my near future... Very unseen... Smoked out fortunes? Lost in apoem... Lost in written words, Will never...

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Categories: bart, hope
Form: Kimo

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