Barmaid Poems - Poems about Barmaid

She threads through a crush of guffawing shoulders swoops on empties. We sense the alluring fiction of a nylon friction, a diction of sexual parlance dipped in moist labor. We breathe in the unsanitary flirtations of passing thighs, ponder the lips-speak of cherry red suggestiveness. Winks and smiles - eyes watch her sashay away carrying a silver tray with the crumpled green...

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Barmaid Betty Barmaid Betty's big bouncy boobies beggar belief, bada bing bada boom. But being blessed by bountiful breasts brings burdens, bada bing bada boom. Backache being barely bearable by bedtime, bada bing bada boom. Basically, Betty's beautiful boobs beguile, bashful blokes, bada bing bada boom. Bewitching barmaid Betty became Belle of the Ball, bada bing bada boom. 31st December 2020...

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I've got a tiger by the tail Its plain to see came a Buck Owens wail From the jukebox hidden near the bar In a West Texas dance hall far Away on a farm-to-market road Near a cotton bale load Hammer man tuned the piano, sunlight gave way to moon Barmaid dried the glasses, as twilight settled around the Texas Spoon A Post...

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This barmaid is generous she showers every visitor with hot irresistible smiles sprays those in attendance with warm tricky greetings and drowns every customer with beers, spirits and sodas after everything done keenly she splashes sleepy customers with inflated credit letters...

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Pistols in holsters very early this morning. She’s wearing a bra Donal Mahoney...

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"come on, get your coat off, its bloody ten too" not even eleven and there forming a que "just a barmaid" thats what they say service with a smile, expected all day we are more than just pint pourers , were councillors too we listen to it all, oh what we go through "here you go thats £3;40" "how bloody much?"...

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I stopped at the bar and tossed down a few beers. Started looking around and saw 6 dancing reindeers. Santa walked in and said"hey darlin pour me one". Me and the reindeers will leave when they are done. Santa racked up the pool balls and asked me to play. He said one more game and I'll fire up the sleigh. The...

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There's an old English song called All Jolly Fellows That Follow The PLow. The tune works fine as is for the chorus and with the verses if the tune for the 3rd and 4th lines is repeated for th 5th and 6th. Well, it works for me but my singing has never been...

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I was not a drinker, I must confess. Well, once in a while I would transgress. A studying student perched on the stool Avoided eye contact and men's lusty drool. One quiet afternoon visiting the barmaid, No one was in the club to cause a tirade. Three drunks came in for a mid-day drink. They put up cash; their coins made...

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she had long red hair, a white blouse,all of which made women the best pirates....

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I stopped at the bar and tossed down a few beers. Started looking around and saw eight dancing reindeers. Santa walked in and said"hey darlin pour me one". Me and the reindeers will leave when they are done. Santa racked up the pool balls and asked me to play. He said one more game and I'll fire up the sleigh. The...

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