I Saw Santa Kissing the Barmaid

I stopped at the bar and tossed down a few beers.
Started looking around and saw eight dancing reindeers.

Santa walked in and said"hey darlin pour me one".
Me and the reindeers will leave when they are done.

Santa racked up the pool balls and asked me to play.
He said one more game and I'll fire up the sleigh.

The red nose reindeer was singing a song.
Santa's sleigh bells were ringing right a long.

Santa told the barmaid to come over here.
He said fill me a glass of holiday cheer.

Santa gave her a kiss under the mistletoe.
He said until next year HO-HO-HO.
           Teresa Skyles
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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December 9, 2010 at 10:15 AM
It is the season to give thanks...I wish to thank you for your support and friendship this past year (2010) Teresa. May you and yours have a wonderful Holiday Season and may the New Year (2011) bring you and yours good health, and may your hearts be overflowing with love and happiness. Love and blessings always, Carol
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December 3, 2010 at 10:05 AM
Sweet and cute. Congrats for getting featured. cheers suresh
Jaye Avatar
December 1, 2010 at 10:44 AM
I love this poem what a way to bring in the Holdday cheer I look forward to reading more of your poetry.
Milgate Avatar
November 29, 2010 at 2:20 PM
This is the cutest, make you grin poem I've read in awhile. Thanks.
Brown Avatar
November 29, 2010 at 6:53 AM
A well deserved featured poem you have here Teresa. May you have many more. Love, Carol
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November 28, 2010 at 7:11 PM
Got a good laugh from this poem,well done and congrats on being featured this week.Sandra
Sweetheart Avatar
November 28, 2010 at 5:37 PM
Congrats Teresa on your featured poem this week on the Soup my friend.. a great one to share with us all this happy Sunday with luv..
Dietrich Avatar
November 28, 2010 at 3:39 PM
soupmail, teresa
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November 28, 2010 at 1:31 PM
This is such a sweet poem, Teresa! Guess Santa is filled with the holiday spirit (or spirits/beer). LOL Great fun to read this one! Love, Carolyn
Dietrich Avatar
November 28, 2010 at 1:23 AM
This is really cute, Teresa. Loved that first part that gets it going! You are in the Xmas spirit! Luv, Andrea
Sweetheart Avatar
November 27, 2010 at 5:01 PM
Very cute and very holiday ..uplifting read Teresa my friend.. lucky barmaid ..getting first crack at Santa this year..hohoho..hahaha... thankxxx for the entertaining read luv..
Roberts Avatar
November 27, 2010 at 4:42 PM
that was adorable
Mehta Avatar
November 27, 2010 at 3:47 PM
Very very frolicsome and funny write,
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