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June 6 2025 Transgender Military Ban

"You may now not serve this country
Though you may be fit and kind
I tell you this quite bluntly
I will suppress your kind

Petitions and the public
Shall never hassle my laws;
Amist a starving republic
They believe me
When I tell them you are the flaws

For I've convince them all the bathrooms
Are threatening where you lurk
I've convinced them all your

Strike Up The Ban

Strike Up the Ban

Who’s banning Gone with the Wind
Are they banning Huckleberry Finn
The Diary of Ann Frank might offend 
Some German who wasn’t born back then

Ban Selfies

Message for oldies, 
Fair and fat, selfies delete!
Our faces look fat,
Lard butts expand, beyond gross,
Unhelpful, to say the least!

TIK TOK

Tik Tok

Clock is ticking for TikTok
under scrutiny due to data privacy violations, 
mental health concerns, misinformation, 
offensive content, and its role during the Israel–Hamas war.
                              

Ban the Bombs

I'd love to ban bombs,
Let's do it with aplomb!
Chicks, go on strike.
No longer skirts to hike,
Starve men of meals and sex,
No more washing, cast the hex,
Create peace that way,
Freedom for Earth one day,
That's what I would change, 
Ban all bombs from our range,
Girls, peace is allowed,
Noble Jung be proud!

Let's Ban Cars

They all saw him gun it down the freeway
                                     That's right ~ cars are weapons too

Ban the Banter

Life as we know it
Is spiralling out of control
It’s all become so precious
What will be the end goal?

Don’t say this ,don’t say that
Offence will be taken
Please don’t mention gender
As you could be very mistaken

Life’s no longer simple
Now totally confusing
Can’t afford to rest on your laurels
Or be caught snoozing

Next ,it will be ban the banter
No more

Man Hat Tan Ban

Ilene made a trip to the Met
One that she will never forget
She saw people there
Whose faces were bare
And that's when she started to fret

Ban It Ban It All

Speech keeps running around
seeking a fire in a theater,
censorial firemen chase but as yet
cannot erase.

Nobody likes you speech,
you offend and mock,
go off half-cock
take the piss out of pissing.

We want good clean
politically correct humor;
jokes that make you laugh at other's
are just wrong, wrong, wrong.

Our empty hearts cry on the inside
where humor died.

Think of the children -
they

Let's Ban War

“Let’s Ban War”

Have your ever thought
About banning war?
How much better we
All would be
If we just banned war?

So much more we could do.
We could buy food
And clothe the poor.

We could chase butterflies
Around in a Zoo.
Look at monkeys
That looked like you.
There is so much we could do,
If we just banned war.

We could tuck our boys
In down filled

Gop Ban

The GOP are at wit's end*
Trump's driving them around the bend
They don't have a choice
With only Trump's voice
Exhausting foul wind from which end? 

*GOP presidential candidates are
now prohibited from debating as
only Trump's voice should be heard!

Teachers Ban Halloween, Nobody Cares

A school somewhere 
in the West.
Simply does not pass the 
smell test!

To say children cannot 
have Halloween
Is not kindness, it's horribly 
obscene!

They must be Socialists, 
I think.
Dyed a shade of bright pink.
Because all costumes must 
be of equal value? 

These kinky teachers think
of course, they don't think of 
kids as having  any fun!
As their

Tally Ban

The Taliban all took a test
To see who would govern the best
If Win, Place or Show
Muhammad will know
Exactly which ones to arrest

Ban-Anas

If they can ban Dr. Seuss ~
 They'll come next for Mother Goose

Plastic Ban

This is First Poem of my Son

Do you know 
The plastic ban
The plastic ban
The plastic ban
Because the earth gets dirty.

Fishes eat that plastic
Animals get sick 
Animals get sick
Animals get sick
Making the oceans dirty.

Polluting gases in the air
Makes ozone hurt
Makes ozone hurt
Makes ozone hurt
Making nature dirty.

Sachin Dhabade

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