Au Pair Poems - Poems about Au Pair

...I say to le "grand fromage". You and your pastiche attachè. You with all your rakish, cliche. You think you're so Debonair. You with another au pair. You and one more rendezvous. You again it's......Read the rest...

...An English au pair with a love for fruit Worked for a family with loads of loot When she bit into a pear Their son bit into au pair She slapped him, his parents gave her the boot......Read the rest...

...Comedian ————— funny bunny Imposter ———-— phony coney Addiction ————— rabbit habit Illegal Aliens ———-——— foreign warren Tooth care ———-—- flossin’ hasen Babysitter ———......Read the rest...

... A peerless purveyor pared pears on a pier. Pierre, his au pair, peered on, it appears. Not payers, both players prayed pious petitions; For the nonce, no pence brought, naught ca......Read the rest...

...No greasy treats from chippie van; I have my starch now au, gratin with blasted, deconstructed bass, petits pois, served; in Demi tasse. No pint of best down at the pub I drink with chums now ......Read the rest...

...A young girl with cleavage to spare Found employment as an au pair Her boss was excited Because she delighted In giving her assets fresh air......Read the rest...

......A child who’d never know a father that had deserved him more than she could tell, knowing that she must lie to her husband, the truth of it would not end very well. The moments when she should......Read the rest...

...Complaining Hitman Sniper Griper Internet Detective Hacker Tracker Welcomers at Adulterers Anonymous Cheater Greeter Umbrella-carrying Pilot Drier Flyer Male Greeter He......Read the rest...

...Seven babies expected - what bliss Two more hiding, how did the scans miss. Nine babies born to Hamila Cisse It’s an enormous surprise indeed Now there are nine tiny babes to feed nine nappy c......Read the rest...

...The Seine river banks, with their lack of guardrails, freaked me out in fourth grade: "Avez-vous entendu?!!" My best friend rushed to ask it. "Did you hear?! (the news)" A woman drowned!! ......Read the rest...

...Her mocking salutation in salute. Sudsing down your brains drawingboard in a victoriously ill repute. Nature's pendulum holds you in it's dungeoness pattern of holding, then you go down it's chute.......Read the rest...

...Poetry IS the Mother of ALL art. The completion and the part. A private punchline-divine. Be it the fruit or be it the vine. It is The IS, sometimes the Music, sometimes the Muse for us. The us......Read the rest...

...nannies grannies watchin’ children mouth stuffed? cheeks puffed? bouncy ball-ee legos clown nose toy cars gold stars knickknacks thumbtacks foil from chew gum day care......Read the rest...

...Billy's found with the Swedish au pair His wife caught them in bed – both were bare Billy couldn’t dodge her - She cut off of his todger ... He’s having urgent medical care! 05~29~......Read the rest...

...Where do we come in in medias res not knowing nor caring when doesn’t everybody pine being number one we leave behind our lives in pages pictures or else make for images of what we saw d......Read the rest...