Short Au Pair Poems
Short Au Pair Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Au Pair by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Au Pair by length and keyword.
What Does She Do - Can'T Post a Question Mark
She doesn’t do cooking or cleaning,
So what does your au pair girl do?...
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Categories:
au pair, work,
Form:
Crystalline
Nanny Goad
A young girl with cleavage to spare
Found employment as an au pair
Her boss was excited
Because she delighted
In giving her assets fresh air...
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Categories:
au pair, humor,
Form:
Limerick
First Bite
An English au pair with a love for fruit
Worked for a family with loads of loot
When she bit into a pear
Their son bit into au pair
She slapped him, his parents gave her the boot...
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Categories:
au pair, family, fruit, goodbye, kid, parents, son,
Form:
Limerick
Today Or Tomorrow
Death ever faithful
in spite of the glee
Holding our place
in wanton reprieve
We ever the cuckold
of life’s dark affairs
As quiet it waits
— a loyal au pair
(Dreamsleep: June, 2024)
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Categories:
au pair, death, time,
Form:
Rhyme
Warning - Don'T 'Rodger' the Lodger
Billy's found with the Swedish au pair
His wife caught them in bed – both were bare
Billy couldn’t dodge her -
She cut off of his todger ...
He’s having urgent medical care!
05~29~16...
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Categories:
au pair, anger, betrayal, humorous, lust,
Form:
Limerick
Sitters' Jitters
nannies
grannies
watchin’
children
mouth stuffed?
cheeks puffed?
bouncy
ball-ee
legos
clown nose
toy cars
gold stars
knickknacks
thumbtacks
foil from
chew gum
day care
au pair
sitters'
jitters...
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Categories:
au pair, 11th grade, angst, baby, children,
Form:
Footle
No Pence Nonsense
A peerless purveyor
pared pears on a pier.
Pierre, his au pair,
peered on, it appears.
Not payers, both players
prayed pious petitions;
For the nonce, no pence brought,
naught came to fruition.
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Categories:
au pair, nursery rhyme, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
Footle Odd Jobs
Complaining Hitman
Sniper
Griper
Internet Detective
Hacker
Tracker
Welcomers at Adulterers Anonymous
Cheater
Greeter
Umbrella-carrying Pilot
Drier
Flyer
Male Greeter
Hello
Fellow
Elderly Au Pair
Granny
Nanny
April 13, 2022...
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Categories:
au pair, humorous,
Form:
Footle
La Muse Bouche
I say to le "grand fromage".
You and your pastiche attachè.
You with all your rakish, cliche.
You think you're so Debonair.
You with another au pair.
You and one more rendezvous.
You again it's déjà vu.
You and another faux pas.
You always with Au revoir.
I say so much "bon voyage....
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Categories:
au pair, french, goodbye,
Form:
Rhyme
Lucky Rabbit's Footle
Comedian
—————
funny
bunny
Imposter
———-—
phony
coney
Addiction
—————
rabbit
habit
Illegal Aliens
———-———
foreign
warren
Tooth care
———-—-
flossin’
hasen
Babysitter
———-—-
au pair
kit care
Bad trip reservations
—----————————
hare air
fare err
Stopping
---—————————
it takes
hare brakes...
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Categories:
au pair, animal, silly,
Form:
Footle