Asparagus Poems - Poems about Asparagus

Words of evening she speaks To him I act if I don't know There in secret places Is where they wish to go Mornings were I labor most To be neat and clean She wholloes beneath him To be spiteful and mean Yeah than when separation Is the antidote I am all he has It's when I mean As much Love of Mendini by Mukhon Strativerous Sexy Compositions Meatus Arrangements Compositions...

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I do not like asparagus That rooty shooty plant And you won't really care, I guess About this silly rant Its stems are pulpy, woody-like Its tips have tiny spades That look for all the world, to me, Like mini hand grenades. I've tried to cook it many ways And give it proper lovin' I've boiled and steamed and creamed and braised And shrunk it in...

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Asparagus shoots, tender, and green~ killed By late winter's artic blast and hoar's frost All that intensive work, tossed aside, lost The natural world rode in so skilled Though maybe there are some shoots like love's thrill In poor soil, lies quietly hidden tossed Like an uncultivated field with plow uncrossed Once worked, planted its destiny fulfilled Those darkened stems once contained hope...

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Asparagine Is ever so mean Spreading breast cancer All over the scene Researchers said Asperagus fed Cancer cell spread 'Til patients were dead Forget the greens And fill up on beans You know what that means So map out latrines Vegans like Susie Are known to be choosey Beans make them woozy & Hops are too boozy Harken to doctors Our Grand Concoctors Whose bank account soars When you open their doors Now Mardi Gras Is...

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Every time she ate asparagus I knew it. The place seethed. Every time a bad dream Rocked her night. I kicked just a little. She wasn’t alone, ya know. Every time she sang to me I pressed closer To the wall to enjoy. She would respond And stroke herself. Myself. Felt things lowering Another happy voice Joined in But with that light That whoosh of air. It all changed. Harder to second guess now. But...

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You've heard of the children of the corn This my friend is much scarier than that Here to make sure you eat all your vegetables Adults of the Asparagus Set in a quaint New England town Could be in any novel by Stephen King Making sure both the young and the old Eat their veggies raw, sauteed, or steamed They'll make you sit...

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“Flight 1036 to Berlin is cancelled; Please see us for further assistance.” Why do customs have to be so slow? Instead of getting where I need to go, I sit in a bench on the side of a shop In Peru. They said the connection was Cheap, but now I am forced to wait here. Eating green food-colored asparagus Instead of drinking coffee...

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spring asparagus' tender shoots grow somewhere today... cold winter rain here ...

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"Asparagus Full Grown" Now it had been said again & again... By those who sailed way away back then when~ Whot ayre aloft shall always come down~ So's may be seen in the streets of some town! 'Twas such to be true we shall find out~ 'Twas such to be naught 'avin' dreams about~ 'Twere we to believe whot's whot we'd seen~ 'Twere...

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Delicate subtle green stem So unusual The emerald of the crop Little magic wands Stacked upon my plate Dare I salt? No!...

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Asparagus Patch We stroll along the sides of streets That circle where we stay She quickly sneaks as I stand guard In some spots along the way She saw some seeding stalks one fall So in the spring she’s here She secretly searches in the grass With hopes to spot a spear Someday I’ll score some seeds she said And sew some in...

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