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Asparagine Is ever so mean Spreading breast cancer All over the scene Researchers said Asperagus fed Cancer cell spread 'Til patients were dead Forget the greens And fill up on beans You know what that means So map out latrines Vegans like Susie Are known to be choosey Beans make them woozy & Hops are too boozy Harken to doctors Our Grand Concoctors Whose bank account soars When you open their doors Now Mardi Gras Is one day away Asparagus passé Enjoy Beaujolais!