Arsehole Poems - Poems about Arsehole

...It’s unanimous uncontested irrefutable no doubt no conjecture I am an arsehole bad-tempered foul-mouthed and irredeemably crass all my conversations revolve around me my opinions about ev......Read the rest...

...In a dim-lit attic sits a rocking chair where a newborn child was suckled, there. Then, while a mother gently brushed my hair, father read tales aloud of Piglet and Pooh Bear. Later, it became ......Read the rest...

...Real fear as it crawls from the nape of your neck icicly popping skin along arm hairs raised in surrender unable to stop what will become I never look at shadows anymore incase there is a fac......Read the rest...

...Utterly Forgotten They set out to make a man like you make a car in a factory It was a production process starting at step one till the end When you’re left with the finished product and the job i......Read the rest...

...Substandard Tires The customer rants and raves at me saying it’s all my fault And my colleague’s and my employer that he’s got no family He threatens all of us with court and is off to see the jud......Read the rest...

...i cannot contest a judge of a contest the best is the winner but when the cup is given based on based and abrasive words and what some say isn't poetry then i must say i try best to be......Read the rest...

...Do you have to work hard to maintain it? You've held the title strong for years. Is it a natural born talent or acquired? Did it come with blood, sweat and tears? Must be hard reaching down to ......Read the rest...

...It was spread out all over the living room, clicked along escarpments and apartments, soon reaching a station, waiting for master's command, It left, exuberant, at the touch of a magic wand. Ho......Read the rest...

...Damaged The damage is done, It's not over quite yet, My tally and your sum, I'm here with no regrets. Caught out by the one, The unsuspecting foe, Mere words from your tongue, We stand to......Read the rest...

...A LESSON LEARNT I'm sat here in my front room and i'm feeling all inspired No ones having a go at me or making me feel tired Of the constant bloody arguments the put downs and the moan the......Read the rest...

...The world your design please sort it out ! We know you can your a power unlimited everybody here is waitin ? Stop teasin us all !! Get on with it ! PS Sorry yesterday about me swearing......Read the rest...

...Don’t often see him 7/8 asleep But I’m sometimes surprised Brushing my feet Purring and arching And pushing up high Ecstasy shows in a half closed eye Black white and furry Re......Read the rest...

...The Orchard of femininity Fine day sun and sky, I walked in an almond tree orchard the scholars call it a deciduous bush and the learned has no artistic sense looking for a Latin name like the t......Read the rest...

...The Orchard Fine day sun and sky, I walked in an almond tree orchard the scholars call it a deciduous bush and the learned has no artistic sense looking for a Latin name like the tree would care......Read the rest...

...Facebook and the Monster There is an advert on TV Selling Facebook to you and me And it all seems so good Wholesome and fun This is how life really can be If only you join the Facebook com......Read the rest...