Long Arsehole Poems
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Don’t even bother
I don’t want to feel.
I tried that and it didn’t work. I tried to numb myself because I just feel alone. I don’t want to talk about it because feeling pathetic is not a very...
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Categories:
arsehole, anger, anxiety, i miss you, love hurts,
Form:
Free verse
Facebook and the Monster - Part 1 of 2
Facebook and the Monster
There is an advert on TV
Selling Facebook to you and me
And it all seems so good
Wholesome and fun
This is how life really can be
If only you join the Facebook...
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Categories:
arsehole, betrayal, divorce, marriage,
Form:
Rhyme
Pie Anyone
Don’t often see him
7/8 asleep
But I’m sometimes surprised
Brushing my feet
Purring and arching
And pushing up high
Ecstasy shows in a half closed eye
Black white and furry
Real smooth to the touch
But not really keen on fussing that much
So...
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Categories:
arsehole, bird, cat, dad, death, evil, giggle, pets,
Form:
Free verse
Utterly Forgotten
Utterly Forgotten
They set out to make a man like you make a car in a factory
It was a production process starting at step one till the end
When you’re left with the finished product and the...
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Categories:
arsehole, creation, evil, technology,
Form:
Free verse
A Lesson Learnt
A LESSON LEARNT
I'm sat here in my front room
and i'm feeling all inspired
No ones having a go at me
or making me feel tired
Of the constant bloody arguments
the put downs and the moan
the telling me i'm...
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Categories:
arsehole, abuse, boyfriend, bullying, courage,
Form:
Quatrain
The Hardest Thing To Do
I’m with a partner, on occasion, if I’m lucky,
But just as luck is, it’s never there for long.
Family and friends are always around,
Yet no matter who’s there, alone I am.
Always the lover, never the loved,
The...
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Categories:
arsehole, depression, girlfriend-boyfriend, life, lost love, love, sad,
Form:
Free verse
The Rocking Chair
In a dim-lit attic sits a rocking chair
where a newborn child was suckled, there.
Then, while a mother gently brushed my hair,
father read tales aloud of Piglet and Pooh Bear.
Later, it became a galloping horse at...
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Categories:
arsehole, life,
Form:
Monorhyme
This Is a Poem About the Shivers
Real fear
as it crawls
from the nape of your neck
icicly popping skin
along arm
hairs raised in surrender
unable to stop what will become
I never look at shadows anymore
incase there is a face their theyr'e
that sea me-i love using...
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Categories:
arsehole, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Suicide
It’s unanimous
uncontested
irrefutable
no doubt
no conjecture
I am an arsehole
bad-tempered
foul-mouthed
and irredeemably crass
all my conversations
revolve around me
my opinions
about everything
are always right
I have done everything
I have been everywhere
it has taken almost seventy years
for this message to reach home
but...
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Categories:
arsehole, suicide,
Form:
Free verse
My Life Is For You
My life is for love but I hate my life,
To give everyone what they need just gets me in strife.
I love to help and make you happy,
But I ignore my needs, I feel like the...
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Categories:
arsehole, lifelife, love,
Form:
Rhyme
Substandard Tires
Substandard Tires
The customer rants and raves at me saying it’s all my fault
And my colleague’s and my employer that he’s got no family
He threatens all of us with court and is off to see the...
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Categories:
arsehole, america, anger, betrayal, business, work,
Form:
Blank verse
The Train Set
It was spread out all over the living room,
clicked along escarpments and apartments, soon
reaching a station, waiting for master's command,
It left, exuberant, at the touch of a magic wand.
Hornby was sub-standard, Triang was better,
engine would...
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Categories:
arsehole, 4th grade, imagery, magic, travel, veterans day,
Form:
Prose
1st Place Winner
Do you have to work hard to maintain it?
You've held the title strong for years.
Is it a natural born talent or acquired?
Did it come with blood, sweat and tears?
Must be hard reaching down to touch...
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Categories:
arsehole, abuse, angst, betrayal, boyfriend, hilarious, hurt,
Form:
Free verse
The Orchard
The Orchard of femininity
Fine day sun and sky, I walked in an almond tree orchard
the scholars call it a deciduous bush and the learned
has no artistic sense looking for a Latin name
like the tree...
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Categories:
arsehole, angel,
Form:
Sonnet
You Say Tom-Aaa-To
YOU SAY TOM-AAA-TO
Never ever say sorry.
No matter how put,
a meagre sorry tastes
like yesterday’s curled sandwich,
obstinately irrelevant
to any serious discourse.
Instead, play for effect;
make your mark
with the equivalent
of a six course lunch,
a gourmet spread
of words, allusions
and classical...
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Categories:
arsehole, funny, philosophy, social, sorry, sorry,
Form:
I do not know?
The Orchard
The Orchard
Fine day sun and sky, I walked in an almond tree orchard
the scholars call it a deciduous bush and the learned
has no artistic sense looking for a Latin name
like the tree would care.
It...
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Categories:
arsehole, bridal shower,
Form:
Sonnet