Short Arsehole Poems

They used to call me an arsehole, now they call me a head case....

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Politicians 
when asked a question 
will never answer with a yes or no. 

They'll question the question 
to avoid the truth 
then disappear up their own arsehole.




PS,  and that's what they talk out of now days....

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The world
your design
please sort it out ! 

We know you can
your a power unlimited
everybody here is waitin ?

Stop teasin us all !!
Get on with it !

PS Sorry yesterday about me swearing !  
But you are a bit of an arsehole !!...

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Damaged

The damage is done,
It's not over quite yet,
My tally and your sum,
I'm here with no regrets.

Caught out by the one,
The unsuspecting foe,
Mere words from your tongue,
We stand toe to toe.

Apologies may cleanse,
A corrupt and tainted soul,
Not this time friend,
Forever you'll be an arsehole.

(c) 2018 PJ Bayliss...

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i cannot contest
a judge of a contest
the best is the winner

but when the cup
is given based on
based and abrasive

words and what some
say isn't poetry then
i must say i try best

to be the basso
if a trio with a low
droning moan of want

and knowing even
the bass cello tells
what the score is

so i ask for no
forgiveness for
if

you can't love and
laugh then no matter
what you are

you 
are an
arsehole...

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