Best Arsehole Poems

Facebook and the Monster

There is an advert on TV 
Selling Facebook to you and me 
And it all seems so good
Wholesome and fun
This is how...

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YOU SAY TOM-AAA-TO

Never ever say sorry.
No matter how put,
a meagre sorry tastes

like yesterday’s curled sandwich,
obstinately irrelevant
to any serious discourse.

Instead, play for effect;
make your mark
with the...

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Do you have to work hard to maintain it?
You've held the title strong for years.
Is it a natural born talent or acquired?
Did it come with...

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In a dim-lit attic sits a rocking chair
where a newborn child was suckled, there.
Then, while a mother gently brushed my hair,
father read tales aloud of...

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My life is for love but I hate my life,
To give everyone what they need just gets me in strife.
I love to help and make...

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Don’t often see him

7/8 asleep

But I’m sometimes surprised

Brushing my feet

Purring and arching

And pushing up high

Ecstasy shows in a half closed eye

Black white and furry

Real smooth...

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It was spread out all over the living room,
clicked along escarpments and apartments, soon
reaching a station, waiting for master's command,
It left, exuberant, at the touch...

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The Orchard 
Fine day sun and sky, I walked in an almond tree orchard
the scholars call it a deciduous bush and the learned
has no artistic...

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A LESSON LEARNT

I'm sat here in my front room
and i'm feeling all inspired
No ones having a go at me
or making me feel tired

Of the constant...

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I’m with a partner, on occasion, if I’m lucky,
But just as luck is, it’s never there for long.
Family and friends are always around,
Yet no matter...

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Damaged

The damage is done,
It's not over quite yet,
My tally and your sum,
I'm here with no regrets.

Caught out by the one,
The unsuspecting foe,
Mere words from your...

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The world
your design
please sort it out ! 

We know you can
your a power unlimited
everybody here is waitin ?

Stop teasin us all !!
Get on with it...

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The Orchard of femininity 
Fine day sun and sky, I walked in an almond tree orchard
the scholars call it a deciduous bush and the learned
has...

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i cannot contest
a judge of a contest
the best is the winner

but when the cup
is given based on
based and abrasive

words and what some
say isn't poetry then
i...

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Utterly Forgotten
They set out to make a man like you make a car in a factory
It was a production process starting at step one till...

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