1st Place Winner

Do you have to work hard to maintain it? You've held the title strong for years. Is it a natural born talent or acquired? Did it come with blood, sweat and tears? Must be hard reaching down to touch your toes. But its a requirement needed to pass. Holding 1st Place every year must feel good. Honestly.... does the sun shine out of your ****? As they announce you this years winner... Your feeling admired wanted and adored. But wait!... First can I Please take a photo? Of you accepting the "Arsehole of the Year Award" That way I can show all my friends.... That people like you really do exist. And yes! Your s#*t really does stink! So run along now....  You wont be missed!