Arnie Poems - Poems about Arnie

...My wife and I met more than a few of this type of “shifty wheeler-dealer” during our many years dealing in antiques and collectibles. ......Read the rest...

...I trained with Schwarzenegger, down Wag Bennets gym at this school, I was miniscule when standing next to him young Arnie was a quiet boy so gentle and so placid his muscles hard as iron, w......Read the rest...

...There’s this bison ranch in west Nebraska, not all that far away from the Pine Ridge, most of the time they make money off meat, though when the weather gets colder than a fridge they like to o......Read the rest...

...A leopard found a shepherd who was looking after lambs The shepherd had some sandwiches with different flavour jams The leopard feeling peckish thought he’d steal one tiny sheep So he snuck behind......Read the rest...

...Old Mr. Nicholson totters across the town square to the barbershop where Clive has cut his hair for the last forty years or so Not hardly needing even a trim but pretending he has a reason ......Read the rest...

...“I'll be BOCK” a quote from an Arnie gig Here's another, “Bring me the head of a pig” Sure this one's got ya stumped It's Brian Reagan's best punch A real funny man with a following quite......Read the rest...

...There once was a leprechaun named Arnie, Who hailed from the village of Killarney. When his belly was sated, Said the lass that he dated: "You are chock-full......Read the rest...

...Prankster impulsive and brazenly, put his foot out tripping too hastily, Arnie in pursuit, fool messing his suit, last words heard; "hasta la vista baby!"......Read the rest...

...The world of golf lost a legend Class, un-questioned He was just Arnie And had an army Hard-charging was always his style Made people smile Golf's first real star He set the bar Winning w......Read the rest...

...Terminator X A cloud burst into life and rained down acid rain; The skin peeled from the bodies of those who couldn’t be saved. The future termination just waiting to send us to our graves, M......Read the rest...

...LAUGHIN’ CRIMINALS We run down the street to escape the local cops. I went into the liquor store with my mate Arnie – we looked around and spied that big fat gringo: together we said, “Give ......Read the rest...

...PLASTIC BAG MEETS TERMINATOR I give the illusion of strength and security But I’m only plastic-moulded and mostly empty of all thought, Full of hot air and entirely transparent: And I......Read the rest...

...Better Watch It Fellow By Elton Camp Arnold, in his house, thinks he’s a king Respect for his wife doesn’t mean a thing In his eyes, nothing that she does is right The way he condemns and ......Read the rest...

...I’ve got a friend whose last name is Doll We skipped work and chased the white ball Since my first name is Charlie And his first name is Arnie Then I guess, Charlie played with A. Doll......Read the rest...

...do away with medals and remembrence parades those boys were brave we know but look at where it got them reduced to line after perfect line of white stones immobile glorious exciting......Read the rest...