Best Arnie Poems

There once was a leprechaun named Arnie,

   Who hailed from the village of Killarney.

      When his belly was...

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I’ve got a friend whose last name is Doll
We skipped work and chased the white ball
Since my first name is Charlie
And his first name is...

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God let him live,
Arnie, my little Guinea pig,
Although at birth, his brain was hurt,
He himself, still would flirt.

Chitter and whistle to gain my eye,
To say...

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The world of golf lost a legend
Class, un-questioned
He was just Arnie
And had an army

Hard-charging was always his style
Made people smile
Golf's first real star
He set the...

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You step into the future
With every moment that
goes by,
Your charred and twisted soul
Doesn't question why...
All earth is yours for taking,
No other your equal, can be
You...

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Old Mr. Nicholson
totters across the town square
to the barbershop where
Clive has cut his hair
for the last forty years or so

Not hardly needing
even a trim
but pretending
he...

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a gun,a man,theft
a man fell dead,wounded warrior
theft again,arnie...

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Terminator X


A cloud burst into life and rained down acid rain;
The skin peeled from the bodies of those who couldn’t be saved.
The future termination just...

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Prankster impulsive and brazenly,
put his foot out tripping too hastily,
Arnie in pursuit,
fool messing his suit,
last words heard; "hasta la vista baby!"...

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Arnie's been on my mind all week
Our class valedictorian
His cancer discovered too late
Little time now lays before him

He asked to see friends one more time
This...

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LAUGHIN’ CRIMINALS

We run down the street to escape the local cops. 
I went into the liquor store with my mate Arnie – 
we looked around...

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makes jesus look like an absolute beginner
makes arnie look like a moron,
makes satan look like a loser,
makes darth look look daft,
the best of thebad, love...

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PLASTIC     BAG     MEETS     TERMINATOR



I give the illusion of strength and security
But I’m only...

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...the transcription of a dream.


A youngster, eight years old,
doesn't even have a name,
lives in the wild woods.
Cruel to animals, he kicks 
dogs and burns birds...

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A leopard found a shepherd who was looking after lambs
The shepherd had some sandwiches with different flavour jams
The leopard feeling peckish thought he’d steal one...

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