Short Arnie Poems

a gun,a man,theft
a man fell dead,wounded warrior
theft again,arnie...

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Prankster impulsive and brazenly,
put his foot out tripping too hastily,
Arnie in pursuit,
fool messing his suit,
last words heard; "hasta la vista baby!"...

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makes jesus look like an absolute beginner
makes arnie look like a moron,
makes satan look like a loser,
makes darth look look daft,
the best of thebad, love and light...

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I’ve got a friend whose last name is Doll
We skipped work and chased the white ball
Since my first name is Charlie
And his first name is Arnie 
Then I guess,
Charlie played with A. Doll...

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“I'll be BOCK” a quote from an Arnie gig
Here's another, “Bring me the head of a pig”
Sure this one's got ya stumped
It's Brian Reagan's best punch
A real funny man with a following quite big

(Check him out!!!)...

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PLASTIC     BAG     MEETS     TERMINATOR



I give the illusion of strength and security
But I’m only plastic-moulded and mostly empty of all thought,
Full of hot air and entirely transparent: 
And I’m afraid that I can’t act,

Said the bag to Arnie
Or said Arnie to the bag....

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The world of golf lost a legend
Class, un-questioned
He was just Arnie
And had an army

Hard-charging was always his style
Made people smile
Golf's first real star
He set the bar

Winning was how he changed the game
Greatness, his claim
He had the swing
To make him King!...

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There once was a leprechaun named Arnie,

   Who hailed from the village of Killarney.

      When his belly was sated,

         Said the lass that he dated:

            "You are chock-full of Guinness and blarney!"

Entry for Kim Merryman's "Luck of the Irish Limerick Contest"

(14 March 2017)...

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I trained with Schwarzenegger, 
down Wag Bennets gym
at this school, I was miniscule 
when standing next to him
young Arnie was a quiet boy
so gentle and so placid
his muscles hard as iron, 
where mine were soft and flaccid
The gym renowned around the world
 for training he man titans
where Arnie lifted heavy weights
 but I'd just lift the light uns...

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My pet, my Cavy, died tonight,
Crippled but beautiful,
He was my delight.

Arnie, my pretty one,
Legs so weak he could never run,
Neck muscle to weak to hold up his head,
And now he is dead.

Shiny, tri-colored coat,
He loved to munch on his rolled oats,
Voice that spoke so I understood,
Gentle he was, and oh, so good.

My Arnie, my pet, died tonight....

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