Archie Poems - Poems about Archie

Archie Bunker Loves Crackers

Archie Bunker Loves Crackers

Crackers are white
what's not to love
Crackers are simple food
for simple minds

Archie sits in his chair
rants against liberals
races
and humanity

Some think he passed on
for every fool gone
another will appear
even from down under

Where hatred is running in high gear

Trick or Treating at Archie Bunkers house Inspired by Lin Lane

Trick or Treat, "Edith get the door," yells Archie!!
"Oh Archie they are so cute come and look Please."
 "Shut up Edith just give them their stupid candy, will ya?"
 " I'm not dealing with Meathead, you, and these brats all night, Na"
" Edith don't give Snickers bars, they're my favs, are you crazy?"


Michael Tor
Inspired by

In Memoriam of Archie Bear Angus White

On this day we reminisce,
The little boy we love and miss,
Even though you had to go,
Just know your whole family love you so,
In your sisters, brothers and parents hearts,
And ours were broken into many parts,
Your wings were ready, our hearts were not,
In a huge family of love you’re never forgot,
The day you left us was

Questions For Archie and Veronica

Why did Archie keep running after Veronica?
Betty was the nice one.
And she was blonde.

Why was Reggie’s mouth always drawn into a sneer?
Did they want him to look cruel?
Why did they want Jughead to appear stupid?

Oddly enough, I never questioned why
Betty and Veronica were both drawn like Vargus pinup girls.
Maybe because I was used to Barbie

Archie and Edith

Archie Bunker
World War II veteran and blue-collar worker
Anticatholic, racist, sarcastic twisted sense of humor
Edith his submissive wife never anger or ranter

Edith Bunker
Naive wife about life and a chatty wonder
Archie would tell her, Would you stifle yourself, it drove him insane
Loves her husband all the same 


10/4/2021

All In The Family
Clerihew 2 Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Joseph May

Archie and Edith

Archie Bunker
A good ol' boy,
Opinionated and moody,
He tended to be broody.

Edith Bunker
Was Archie's wife.
With a cheerful outlook she fought his strife.
The one bright spot in Archie's life.


ALL IN THE FAMILY

Archie and Veronica

Archie Andrews
Lots of girls from whom to choose,
But one young lady caught his eye
For her he could be the lucky guy.

Veronica Lodge
Would never our Archie dodge
She was always his girlfriend
From the beginning to the end. 

FIRST PLACE WINNER
written August 29, 2021
for "Cleritoons" Poetry Contest
sponsored by Joseph May

Archie the Ape

Archie the Ape
Was much maligned
This nice young fellow
Had a pink behind

The glare was amazing
So brightly it shined
Caused gawkers to stare
And totally go blind

Mr Archie Bunker

Mr. Archie Bunker
For the good ole days did hunker
   
   Confronted with 'ethnics' or punkers
   He turned green at the gills...went bonkers

Archie Bunker - Limerick

Archie had words for each situation,
he would say them without hesitation;
like my sediments meat head,
or in a pigs dye, he said;
my bus has sailed was his explanation !


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February 5, 2019

Poetry/Limerick/Archie Bunker 
Copyright Protected, ID 19-1172-670-02
All Rights Reserved.  Written under Pseudonym.


Submitted to the contest,  A Limerick,
Old or New: Your Personal Favorite.
sponsor, Andrea Dietrich

Fourth Place


Fourth

Archie Bunker

Archie Bunker, blunderer;
Lived life wishing for thunder.
The praise never came;
Had himself to blame;
Archie was no, free-thinker.


Written 2-14-19

Archie Bunker

There once was a man named Archie
Definitely not so starchy
Ridicule his best gift
Supremacy his lift
An upper hand controlled Archie

Bunker was his family name
Superiority his game
He put intellect down
Made Michael wear a frown
And his viewers flush with red shame

Syllables checked. 
Written: 02/14/2019

Archie Bunker

Archie Bunker


Archie Bunker's political stance,

He did NOT seem too shy to advance. 

Was he funny, or crude?

Right on target, or rude?

In today's world, he'd NOT have a chance!


February 8, 2019

For Contest, 'Limerick 4'
     sponsored by Joseph May


Lines 1, 2, 9 -- 9 syllables  --/--/--/
Lines 3, 4 -- 6 syllables 

Limerick - Archie Bunker

Archie had words for each situation,
he would say them without hesitation;
like my sediments meat head,
or in a pigs dye, he said;
my bus has sailed was his explanation !


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February 5, 2019


Poetry/Limerick/Archie Bunker
Copyright Protected, ID 19- 1112-339-02
All Rights Reserved.  Written under Pseudonym.


Written for the contest, Limerick 4
sponsor, Joseph May

First Place

Theme chosen - Archie Bunker

Archie Bunker

A cranky old man that rules his household
from his armchair. There isn't one he doesn't scold.
With jabbing comments and taunts;
feels he can say what he wants.
A shameful big mouth, hardheaded and bold.


His chauvinist views; women with boobies
were created to make meals and babies.
He still lives in the stone age
putting people in a rage.
Crazed old man,

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