Archie Poems - Poems about Archie

Trick or Treat, "Edith get the door," yells Archie!! "Oh Archie they are so cute come and look Please." "Shut up Edith just give them their stupid candy, will ya?" " I'm not dealing with Meathead, you, and these brats all night, Na" " Edith don't give Snickers bars, they're my favs, are you crazy?" Michael Tor Inspired by...

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On this day we reminisce, The little boy we love and miss, Even though you had to go, Just know your whole family love you so, In your sisters, brothers and parents hearts, And ours were broken into many parts, Your wings were ready, our hearts were not, In a huge family of love you’re never forgot, The day you left us was...

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Why did Archie keep running after Veronica? Betty was the nice one. And she was blonde. Why was Reggie’s mouth always drawn into a sneer? Did they want him to look cruel? Why did they want Jughead to appear stupid? Oddly enough, I never questioned why Betty and Veronica were both drawn like Vargus pinup girls. Maybe because I was used to Barbie...

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Archie Bunker World War II veteran and blue-collar worker Anticatholic, racist, sarcastic twisted sense of humor Edith his submissive wife never anger or ranter Edith Bunker Naive wife about life and a chatty wonder Archie would tell her, Would you stifle yourself, it drove him insane Loves her husband all the same 10/4/2021 All In The Family Clerihew 2 Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Joseph May...

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Archie Bunker A good ol' boy, Opinionated and moody, He tended to be broody. Edith Bunker Was Archie's wife. With a cheerful outlook she fought his strife. The one bright spot in Archie's life. ALL IN THE FAMILY...

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Archie Andrews Lots of girls from whom to choose, But one young lady caught his eye For her he could be the lucky guy. Veronica Lodge Would never our Archie dodge She was always his girlfriend From the beginning to the end. FIRST PLACE WINNER written August 29, 2021 for "Cleritoons" Poetry Contest sponsored by Joseph May...

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Archie the Ape Was much maligned This nice young fellow Had a pink behind The glare was amazing So brightly it shined Caused gawkers to stare And totally go blind...

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Mr. Archie Bunker For the good ole days did hunker Confronted with 'ethnics' or punkers He turned green at the gills...went bonkers...

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Archie had words for each situation, he would say them without hesitation; like my sediments meat head, or in a pigs dye, he said; my bus has sailed was his explanation ! ___________________________ February 5, 2019 Poetry/Limerick/Archie Bunker Copyright Protected, ID 19-1172-670-02 All Rights Reserved. Written under Pseudonym. Submitted to the contest, A Limerick, Old or New: Your Personal Favorite. sponsor, Andrea Dietrich Fourth Place Fourth...

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Archie Bunker, blunderer; Lived life wishing for thunder. The praise never came; Had himself to blame; Archie was no, free-thinker. Written 2-14-19...

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There once was a man named Archie Definitely not so starchy Ridicule his best gift Supremacy his lift An upper hand controlled Archie Bunker was his family name Superiority his game He put intellect down Made Michael wear a frown And his viewers flush with red shame Syllables checked. Written: 02/14/2019...

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Archie Bunker Archie Bunker's political stance, He did NOT seem too shy to advance. Was he funny, or crude? Right on target, or rude? In today's world, he'd NOT have a chance! February 8, 2019 For Contest, 'Limerick 4' sponsored by Joseph May Lines 1, 2, 9 -- 9 syllables --/--/--/ Lines 3, 4 -- 6 syllables ...

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Archie had words for each situation, he would say them without hesitation; like my sediments meat head, or in a pigs dye, he said; my bus has sailed was his explanation ! ___________________________ February 5, 2019 Poetry/Limerick/Archie Bunker Copyright Protected, ID 19- 1112-339-02 All Rights Reserved. Written under Pseudonym. Written for the contest, Limerick 4 sponsor, Joseph May First Place Theme chosen - Archie Bunker...

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A cranky old man that rules his household from his armchair. There isn't one he doesn't scold. With jabbing comments and taunts; feels he can say what he wants. A shameful big mouth, hardheaded and bold. His chauvinist views; women with boobies were created to make meals and babies. He still lives in the stone age putting people in a rage. Crazed old man,...

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I don’t mean to bust Archie’s hump. He meant well, the simple old chump, But damn, how buffoonish His views, so cartoonish, In short, he’d have staunchly liked Trump! (Written February 2, 2019, for Joseph May's Limerick 4 contest.)...

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