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Archie Bunker

A cranky old man that rules his household
from his armchair. There isn't one he doesn't scold.
With jabbing comments and taunts;
feels he can say what he wants.
A shameful big mouth, hardheaded and bold.

His chauvinist views; women with boobies
were created to make meals and babies.
He still lives in the stone age
putting people in a rage.
Crazed old man, no respect for the ladies.


Poetry Contest: Limerick 4 
Sponsored by: Joseph May
Syllable count for both:
is counting... " isn't " and " doesn't " as 1 syllable 
soups are counting them as 2 syllables

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Date: 2/7/2019 9:16:00 AM
Eve, great limericks on that opinionated old man, and I enjoyed the video too. I wonder if that show would be accepted in this day and time, I think not !
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Date: 2/7/2019 6:23:00 AM
Eve...You nailed Archie as Meathead laughed!
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Date: 2/6/2019 6:11:00 PM
Nice write Eva. That sounds like my old man. he was very much like that. Still he was a cops son...I enjoyed you poem, my friend...peter
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Date: 2/5/2019 11:50:00 AM
I like this one; it was a great show in its day but, sometimes I think we are regressing back to the past. We just haven't come that far.
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Date: 2/5/2019 9:55:00 AM
Yes! Such people still exist and I have seen one in a shopping mall recently, showing his dominance over his lady .. Huh ... :(
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Eve Roper
Date: 2/5/2019 4:16:00 PM
Yes, it still exist ... it is a shame. And the women will not fight back they cower into their little cocoons. Thank you for your visit and reading my poem, Swetha. Hugs Eve
Date: 2/5/2019 3:31:00 AM
I suppose such people do exist. A lovely limerick.
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