Long Archie Poems

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Premium Member Everyone Did Not Have a Tv Or a Car

When I was your age I walked sixty two miles to school and back
Because our horse was dead, or given only to my brothers.
We did not get to wear pants, even if our legs were red with frost.
Until 1960 when they finally let us wear them under dresses.
If we did not take them off at school we were whipped with belts.

We put MATHEMATICS at the top of arithmetic papers.
Math to you. We did not have pre-algebra until doctor’s college.
We would zoom around on dangerous motorcycles without helmets.
Daring the pavement or semis to kill us. They got some of us but not all.

No one thought to drink water. We had milk and soda pop.
Our druggist put cherry into our Coke, and we thought we were grown.
I read an Archie comic book a week, and paid for it with my money.
Money I earned babysitting or mowing lawns.

When I was your age everyone did not have a car or a TV set.
Everything on the TV set was in grayscale until 1964 in my world.
Uncle asked “What color is it?” When Dad told him we got a colored TV.
Underdog was the first cartoon I ever saw in color when I was your age.

I had chores, and I did them. I also knew to respect my elders.
I knew when adults were having a conversation, I had better get lost.
Did not get to watch some TV shows, and there was no TV in my room.
If I wanted to be entertained, I read Trixie Belden or Nancy Drew.


Premium Member Cath the Crazy Cat Lady

Cath is totally besotted with her five pussycats,
their cute ears stick out from under blue hats.
She dresses them in brightly colored plastic suits,
and on their paws they wear red wellington boots.

Cath’s kittens, all have colorful jackets to wear,
She takes the cats ’walkies’, oh how people stare.
When Cath gets them home she brushes their fur,
with their tails held high they all gently purr.

She minces best fillet steak for their dinner,
whilst the pussies get fat, old Cath gets thinner.
Spinster Cath’s never been a mother or a wife,
so her adorable cats have taken over her life.

One day little Archie ran out of the door -
he’d never been out on his own before,
Sadly poor Archie didn’t get very far
as the cute little cat was killed by a car.

Cath arranged for him to be mounted and stuffed
when she saw the result she was really chuffed!
Dear Archie now lies in such sweet repose
and Cath just can’t resist tickling his pink nose.

Crazy cat Lady Contest
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01/06/18
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Archie Bunker Opines Upon the Demise of Twinkies

"Edith!  Edith!   I didn't find a Twinkie in my lunch bucket today!
What happened, Dingbat?   Why do you torture me this way?"
"But Archie, ain't you seen on TV they ain't makin' 'em anymore?
The company is foldin' up and they ain't stockin' 'em at the store!"

"I blame you fer this disaster, Meathead, you and yer pinko friends!
The greedy union reached too far killin' jobs on which people depends!
Yer democrat gov'mint stimulated my tax dollars fer ever' thing in sight!
Instead of blowin' money on green inergy, I'd like some to solve my plight!"

"But, Daddy" - poking his gut - "fast food like Twinkies isn't good for you!"
"Let me tell you somethin', little girl!  That may be yer lib'ral point of view!
My life ain't never gonna be the same agin without Twinkies fer a snack!
Them things is as American as yer mother's punkin' pie and I want 'em back!"

"I fought for the flag, baseball, Coca Cola and Twinkies in Dubya Dubya Two!
I slogged through the mud in Italy and was shot in a very fragile area too!
Now, I feel that it was all in vain to pertect all them things I hold dear!
No Twinkies for my lunch?  Stifle yerselfs!  I'm goin' to Kelsey's fer a beer!"

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Form: Rhyme

Surbuban Magic

Placed strategically close 
to suburban hedgerows,
elderly backyard mavens 
nourish generations of groundhogs.

Daily the grass is seeded 
with 'Puffcorn Delites,'
bought wholesale from Costco, 

An elderly lady died last year. 
I see her at night,
as I take out the trash; 
a small possum-like shadow.

The ladies seem to me 
to grow more like the marmots,
and I wonder if I will ‘turn’ any time soon.
I think I could live quite comfortably
as a whistle-pig.

I dreamed that the widowed ladies
had put a spell upon our local critters.
By some manner of black-arts
had married themselves to woodchucks 
and other medium sized mammals.

The late bewitched Mr. Mason 
has dug a cubby hole
from which he peers 
myopically each evening.
Archie Smith stays 
amid the shrubbery
where he can read
the odd moonlit almanac.
Fred scratches his head 
with a rear claw
contemplating eternal vows.

They show up at mealtimes.
Furred paws in tartan slippers 
shuffle at back doors.
Herbal tobacco scents night airs.
A grey whiskered fuzziness
permeates the Autumnal evening.

Do I wake or sleep?
The widows lay their heads near
to this enchanted nether land;
snore in harmony
with their nearby furry loves.
All here snuggle close
to the roots of this
mist conjuring season.

Premium Member Looking For Something

I am an old man
a deep well
an epoch marriage
a raven haired beauty
five above average kids
Orion deckhand and cook
teacher of the year
Bible study leader
jail preacher
song worship leader
NAU graduate --graduate school
ASU graduate --undergraduate school
life guard
breakfast cook
English tutor
Archie Brokeshoulder's well puller 
grain elevator operator
pizza chef
dishwasher
mental hospital patient
prisoner
welder
all region linebacker
wrestler
pole vaulter
3 high schools
4 jr highs
2 elementary schools
8 states
2 dads
5 moms
6 sisters
4 brothers
13 presidents

I am an old man
I'll swim a mile
this morning
and dance 
all night
golf tomorrow 
backpack Europe
visit kids in Montana
come back to Arizona
visit kids in Kentucky
do more Europe
come back to Arizona 
swim and golf
then who knows
India, Nepal, Tibet
I am an old man
looking for something


Premium Member Post Pep Comics




“Post Pep Comics”

In this time,
there are no children -
we refer to them as the 'undead'.

The young watch on 
while their gods war on, it’s all televised, 
committing abominable atrocities, war crimes. 

Like ancient souls held in the palms
of the war machine they watch on 
like zombies, vacant things
scrolling, weighing their relevance 
against those dressed in designer ozempic scales, while worlds away
the third-class child attends their lessons in starvation,
surviving death and bullets
trafficked and war torn, raped and
psychologically taken,
click bait;
bleeding into the small tight margins
of Western comics where the Eagle always wins.
Archie and Jughead dispense their puerile rules, 
rating us like commodities, stocks that rise and fall;
it’s all entertainment
after all. 



Candide Diderot. ‘26
Form: Narrative

Premium Member Remembering the 1950's

Baseball cards and hula hoops
  Baloney sandwich, Campbell’s soup

Howdy Doody and Mickey Mouse
  Mamie and Ike in the White House

American Bandstand, Rock 'n Roll
  Elvis the Pelvis, Nat King Cole

Pez Dispensers and Kool-Aid
  Bedtime for Bonzo, Panty Raids

Oscar Mayer’s Wienermobile
  Superman was the ‘Man of Steel’

Archie & Veronica, Mad Magazine
  Skirts and Bobby-Sox, Jukebox Scenes 

The Roadrunner, Tom and Jerry
  Durward Kirby and a Moore named Gary

The Price is Right, Let’s Make a Deal
  Hostess Twinkies – b & w newsreels

A Dog named Lassie and Rin Tin Tin
  Yankees and Celtics always win

Mickey Mantle, Ernie Banks
  Whitey Ford, Hammerin' Hank

Joe McCarthy and the Red Scare
  Semi-Crewcuts or Slicked-back hair

The 1950’s weren’t built to last
  Still and all ~ quite a cast!
Form: Couplet

Premium Member All In the Family

A family lived in a little row house in Queens.
When we saw them each week, there were numerous funny scenes.
The household head was adamantly opinionated.
This loading dock foreman was grossly undereducated.
His wife Edith was unassuming and subservient.
She and daughter Gloria witnessed many an event.
In the living room, raucous arguments we saw,
as he clashed with his educated liberal son-in-law.
Gloria’s husband was a live-in student named Mike.
This “meathead” was someone the father-in-law did not like.
For years, Archie called Mike a “dumb Polack”.
On television ratings, this family had a lock.
In the seventies, the Bunkers were a sensation.
We can still see the show’s reruns in syndication.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Resignation

Little did I realise when I swung
Into the car park at Calder Glen
That by the end of that week in August 2009
My days of teaching would be over.

It all began so well
Meeting an old colleague right at the start
Archie ,a jovial bon vivant
From an earlier placement.

No fault could I find with the well disciplined pupils
Hanging attentively upon every word
Or giving the impression of doing so.

No, the fault lay within me.
My outer self sounded the same
Inwardly the elan had flattened
And I felt my energy draining away 
With every lesson and every class.
Was this imposter syndrome?
Or maybe it was the way footballers 
Experienced that their time in the game
Was finally over, spent and burnt out.

By the time Friday of that week came
I just knew that I had taught my last lesson.

Just before I went to the office
To let them know I would not 
Be returning, I was buttonholed
By an assistant head 
Who regaled me with  the kind words
Archie had said about me
And requested my return.

It was not easy to tell him
That I no longer felt up 
To the demands of the job
And that I felt like a race horse
Which had just run its last race
And was longing to be sent
Out to pasture 
In its own sweet way.

Little By Little

Above the sea

another ocean

and just as blue

Sailing upwind

is all impossible

But don't give up yet

Little by little I come to you

We' d catch each wave

We'll ride the tide

Little by little,We'll  make it right

I don't believe in fairies

but I believe in you

And I know,You know

Little by little you come to  me

just the way I do

Together We can make it

One pillow shared by two

Our sailor moon will take us

above the sunset hue

Years robbed away our passion

but could not steal our dream

In our dream all is possible

Our lost wings We'll redeem

With our  wings We do wonders

Our freedom makes us whole

We'll let dead stars shine their light

in the dark night of our soul.




Charmaine Chircop




PS  :  These lyrics I've written are now being played in a song by talented Archie Clifford and Alice Clark.If you have five minutes to spare please do support me and them by visiting this link
'http://soundcloud.com/archieclifford/archie-clifford-ft-alice-clark-little-by-little'.

Yes,Do visit soundcloud and support  the song 'Little by little'please!!!
Form: Lyric

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