Annoys Poems - Poems about Annoys

NOISE ANNOYS Externally it might emerge as a belch Especially as the seltzer may just fizz But inside, one may just hear the stomach squelch Maybe a hiccup, well you know how it is A grunt is quite the opposite, so they say But no-one should cackle in a TV quiz A silly giggle might just escape one day Yet a howl might...

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Table top dancer was as graceful as every hippo I knew She did a waltz, a ballet, and an old familiar soft shoe The people at the table pushed their chairs out of the way My annoyed grandma decided to never invite her again that day...

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Table top dancer was as graceful as every hippo I knew She did a waltz, a ballet, and an old familiar soft shoe The people at the table pushed their chairs out of the way My annoyed grandma decided to never invite her again that day...

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Stork wheels his best friend up and down the road. Someone makes fun of him. It is a simple ugly toad. He is my pal, and I want to please him, so go away. The toad hops a couple of inches, then decides to stay. Seriously, the stork says, I will eat you if you do not leave. The toad...

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What annoys me ? Absolutely EVERYTHING Where should I start Fly's Why?? My Bad Luck Especially on the Golf Course And playing the Lottery How is it possible to never get a number Surely that is harder to get none Liars Politicians Traffic The Media But most of All Electrical power cable's Why can you not cut the Grass Or Vacuum the house Without tripping over...

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Comes the first day of spring and everything is in bloom, while the bugs start invading way too soon, And while living down south were always making hand motions, to ward off the flying insects that give us grievous emotions, Outdoor eating can be quite a task not prepared for having to eat so fast, vagabond fly's arriving in the no fly zone making you wish...

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She was an aspiring starlet, a real cutie patootie Folks were in awe of her natural beauty She wanted to be a great Hollywood star But she’s taken the surgery much too far Her teeth have been fixed for a dazzling smile They are unnaturally white now they stand out a mile The Botox she had was to smooth her...

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Buoy noise annoys an oyster in bed Grandma hates Galahs screeching overhead My dog can't stand vacuum cleaner whirl Kids hate the noise of nails on chalkboard swirl Annoyance of noise builds to crescendo Repeating over again with echo Noise repeats twice or thrice can be ignored But after that noise bellows to discord What annoys are people that hum away, Those that drum...

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What annoys me? Honestly? I get annoyed if I can hear someone chewing their food..I often wonder which wild animal pack they were raised by. I get annoyed at certain individuals who do not know they are part of the problem when clearly they are the problem. I get annoyed when I cook a nice dinner and...

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It annoys me to be constantly judged for my actions For the sole reason that I am a woman It annoys me to be ridiculed and mocked For the sole reason that it has always been deemed right That my job is merely limited to being in the kitchen And of course, the bed It annoys me to see in the...

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L-ong rain annoys not Loren, O-btruding chill can't dim the light; R-ealizing they disappear E-very twenty-fifth September N-ight. N-ifty nice affair continues U-ntil next dawn to be broken; Y-es, she's truly undaunted, D-eluge or long rain A-nnoys not Loren....

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What Annoys Me. The Wedding of Rubbish and Nonsense. Dearest readers; Please stand, for the big day has arrived The knot be tied, the vows be said, the promises contrived Master of Ceremonies me, so first I’ll read the list Of honoured guests as they arrive and each one falsely kissed The...

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What annoys me is... People who judge others At the first second before They know the person. They take one look at someone and say... You’re not popular That person won’t amount to anything So you bully them for your own benefit To feel like you’re the boss to gain power By taking away someone else’s By filling up the other person with so much...

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Many things annoy me fools are top of the list you know when they make same mistakes time and again Or spout utter rubbish just for something to say no meaning or purpose just verbal diarrhoea Injustice of any form really gets my goat like a hapless victim bullied for being different Or a cat or dog being kicked just because their owner is taking out...

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What annoys me There are a few From white van drivers to Peope who like to jump a queue Chewing gum on pavemnts Stickin to your shoe Drivers on mobile phones Though that's illegal to do Back seat drivers When youve given them a lift Peope who look at your boobs When your talking, if you get my drift So you see, my list is varied Not just...

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