What Annoys Me

What Annoys Me.

         The Wedding of Rubbish and Nonsense.

Dearest readers; Please stand, for the big day has arrived
The knot be tied, the vows be said, the promises contrived
Master of Ceremonies me, so first I’ll read the list
Of honoured guests as they arrive and each one falsely kissed

The banquet hall is decked, to dazzle and amaze
Bright silver, all the glitz, no doubt in hope of praise
Rubbish waits in patience, the collective to appear
Sweet Nonsense has excuses, if they fail, a ready tear

Along comes Decency, who sways this way and that
With Truth, who wears first one, and then another hat
Trotting by their side, their eldest son Deceit
A wilful little sod, a torture to defeat

Ah, Mr Racist Bigot: Will his head fit through the door?
He thinks in black and white, a tinge of yellow nothing more
Along with wife Supremacy, they both deaf, dumb and blind
For in their hearts there is no room, for any other kind

Enter Gold, with pockets bulging, watch him saunter in
With lady friend upon his arm, covered in his bling
Closely followed by, all who fall within his creed
Miss Digger, Mr Want-it All, Mr and Mrs Greed

In dodders dear old Justice, half asleep and slow to stir
He does his best to read between the lines that humans blur
He sits in judgement of the bad, but come let’s be precise
Too often does the gavel fall, for those who pay his price

In come the politicians slyly fighting for first place
Who look you in the eye, then lie straight at your face
Drunk with power, untouchable, sound bites, speeches, buzz
He’ll do this; she’ll do that, gets in, then never does

So if you ask me what annoys, expect an icy blast
Just a few are above, o’er which your eye has cast
Before I go we’ll look at those, who did not make the list
While all the selfish bas**rds there make merry and get pi**ed

Lurking close is Poverty with millions in his grip
Those displaced by war, out on a Nowhere Trip
The old, the sick, future faced with solemn Resignation
Another life consumed in the belly of Starvation

Still Rubbish marries Nonsense as they have from the start
With promises and vows, tied to a knotted heart
And so the celebrations, with back slaps they conclude
When everybody waves their arms and sing, ‘Hey Jude’.


In the Catholic Church, Jude, the patron saint of lost causes.

For Frank’s Contest
What Annoys You.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014



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Date: 10/13/2014 10:47:00 PM
This was a unique write my friend! It reminds me of one of my favorite books, Pilgrim's Progress, and all the intriguing allegorical characters. Rubbish who married Nonsense... there seems to be more and more of those couples around! Adding to my faves...
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Date: 3/16/2014 10:29:00 AM
Just coming back to this one to say hello. I've been super busy this weekend and am catching up at last on comments!!
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Richard D Seal
Date: 3/16/2014 1:13:00 PM
Hiya Petal, been busy myself for a while now, I'm also trying to catch up on comments, I've not written anything for some time either. Hope your having a good day
Date: 3/10/2014 5:57:00 PM
'so GLAD to see from comments below that you won in this contest. It was so good, my friend!!
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Richard D Seal
Date: 3/16/2014 1:16:00 PM
Thanks Petal, hey I had missed these comments so a good thing you came back
Date: 3/8/2014 10:24:00 AM
Standing ovation- the sheer ugliness of the feeling when I think of you saying this to someone, in it's own right, is beautiful.
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Richard D Seal
Date: 3/16/2014 1:15:00 PM
Thank you Amy, I have said some of these to a few lol, sorry for delay in replying
Date: 2/27/2014 10:14:00 PM
An irreverent masterpiece. You my friend are magnificent. Favorite favorite favorite77 7s.
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 2/28/2014 8:16:00 PM
I meant privileged, damn these crooked fingers *lol*
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 2/28/2014 8:14:00 PM
I am prove ledger to read it Rich! If you never wrote another poem again this would have made it worthwhile. It is that good Richard. You should be proud of yourself.
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Richard D Seal
Date: 2/28/2014 8:03:00 PM
Wow, thanks a bunch Rick, am truly honoured by this comment
Date: 2/26/2014 8:57:00 PM
Richard, :), Congratulations!! Luv ~SKAT~
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Richard D Seal
Date: 2/27/2014 6:54:00 PM
Ahh, you again and still no cookie, I'd starve if I had to rely on you haha. Thanks Skat
Date: 2/26/2014 4:56:00 PM
Congratulations; this was a great poem. Now I know what annoys you.... Lucilla
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Richard D Seal
Date: 2/27/2014 6:52:00 PM
Hi Lucy, nice to see you, lots more things annoy me but you can only go for so long lol. Thanks for dropping by.
Date: 2/25/2014 3:11:00 AM
hi Richard a fine write that enthralls congrats on win hugs
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Richard D Seal
Date: 2/27/2014 6:51:00 PM
Hi Linda, thank you, I was doing one for your dreams contest but it filled and finished before I did lol. Anyway 20 lines is a bit of squeeze for me haha
Date: 2/24/2014 10:56:00 AM
entertaining, richard.. sweet congrats on your top win... huggs!
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Richard D Seal
Date: 2/24/2014 6:42:00 PM
Hi Nette, thank you, much appreciated
Date: 2/24/2014 10:20:00 AM
You WON! :)
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Richard D Seal
Date: 2/24/2014 6:38:00 PM
You noticed lol
Date: 2/24/2014 4:12:00 AM
Awesome poem and congrats on the fine win, richard
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Richard D Seal
Date: 2/24/2014 6:37:00 PM
Hiya Doc, many thanks for the congrats
Date: 2/23/2014 11:50:00 PM
Congrats on the win Richard. A great one indeed.
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Richard D Seal
Date: 2/24/2014 6:36:00 PM
Thank you Kay, Pleased you enjoyed it.
Date: 2/23/2014 6:07:00 PM
hey Richard. I was at a Drifter's concert too. But I think I went to it like 15 years ago!! So they must do it on a yearly basis! Guess what happened at that concert? When I went back for an autograph, one of the singers told me I had pretty eyes! I guess it sounds better coming from someone famous!
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Richard D Seal
Date: 2/23/2014 8:00:00 PM
I think it was about ten years back now when I went. I'm not sure how often they do them but they tour a lot, was a great show. Now about your eyes, I think I made a similar comment some time ago, but if it means more coming from a total stranger just coz they famous so be it hahaha
Date: 2/23/2014 10:47:00 AM
MR SEAL....YOU STOP THIS THIS MINUTE! You are NOT allowed to keep writing such fantastic poems that compete with Hurricane Eileen- the STORM. THAT is your masterpiece. Who am I fooling? All your work is AMAZING! This is SO creative and SO original and SO entertaining. Mr Seal...I'm proud of you! Can't say more!
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Richard D Seal
Date: 2/23/2014 7:56:00 PM
Is no good comparing anything to that poem for you Eileen, that remains in a special place always. Thanks for your comment on this one, you made me blush lol. Can't say more than that.
Date: 2/22/2014 4:02:00 PM
wowowowow, WHAT a great WORK this is!!! I sure enjoyed what you did with that theme. I took it very SMALL with my Irish poem but you went all out naming all those things I too despise. I was wondering about Truth though. You have him in two different hats. I guess it seems truth can be seem in different ways, but I want to hold it up as an example of something good. Anyway, Frank is gonna swoon!!!
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Richard D Seal
Date: 2/22/2014 5:35:00 PM
As for the Truth, I feel as you as you do, that it should shine bright, but ask any jury, anyone who witnesss an accident, a member of your family about events of the past and there will always be different versions. It's not deliberate, it's just the the truth as they see it.
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Richard D Seal
Date: 2/22/2014 5:29:00 PM
Thank you very much Petal, I really appreciate your words here, if nothing else Frank has given me the oppotunity to let off some steam lol. I went through a lot of emotions writing this, but feel a lot better.
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