Best Annoys Poems

What Annoys Me.

         The Wedding of Rubbish and Nonsense.

Dearest readers; Please stand, for the big day has arrived
The knot be tied, the vows be said, the promises contrived
Master of Ceremonies me, so first I’ll read the list
Of...

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She was an aspiring starlet, a real cutie patootie 
Folks were in awe of her natural beauty

She wanted to be a great Hollywood star
But she’s taken the surgery much too far

Her teeth have been fixed for a dazzling smile
They are unnaturally white now they stand...

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Buoy noise annoys an oyster in bed
Grandma hates Galahs screeching overhead
My dog can't stand vacuum cleaner whirl
Kids hate the noise of nails on chalkboard swirl

Annoyance of noise builds to crescendo
Repeating over again with echo
Noise repeats twice or thrice can be ignored
But after that noise bellows...

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What annoys me......

I have a list as long as my arm
The things that irritate and cause alarm!

Please don't breathe down my back
My patients will not stand for that!

When you sit and drink your tea
Sit in another room and not near me!

I can not stand to...

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What annoys me?
Honestly?
I get annoyed if I can hear someone chewing their food..I often wonder which wild animal pack they were raised by. I get annoyed at certain individuals who do not know they are part of the problem when clearly they are the problem....

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WHAT   ANNOYS   YOU?

Downstairs neighbor, whose rabbits eat most of my marigold
And a good deal of my lettuce and spinach  too,
Even though I have often, calmy and collectedly, told
Him to try to keep control of his livestock or he will rue.
Other...

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What annoys me to the core
Is a man to his word untrue
For honor is tied to manhood
It does annoy me, how ‘bout you?

They emasculate themselves
With the lies that they dare tell
And it makes me want to wish
That they’d sizzle away in hell

Annoyed? WOW! Annoyed for...

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It annoys me to be constantly judged for my actions
For the sole reason that I am a woman
It annoys me to be ridiculed and mocked
For the sole reason that it has always been deemed right
That my job is merely limited to being in the kitchen
And...

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Comes the first day of spring
and everything is in bloom,
while the bugs start
invading way too soon,

And while living down south
were always making hand motions,
to ward off the flying insects
that give us grievous emotions,

Outdoor eating can be quite a task
not prepared for having to eat so...

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what annoys me annoys everyone
truthfully speaking it's just not fun 
going out to entertain a friend 
too much salt in food number one sin...

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Many things annoy me 
fools are top of the list 
you know when they make
same mistakes time and again

Or  spout utter rubbish
just for something to say
no meaning or purpose
just verbal diarrhoea

Injustice of any form
really gets my goat
like a hapless victim
bullied for being different

Or a...

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What annoys me
There are a few
From white van drivers to
Peope who like to jump a queue

Chewing gum on pavemnts
Stickin to your shoe
Drivers on mobile phones
Though that's illegal to do

Back seat drivers
When youve given them a lift
Peope who look at your boobs
When your talking, if you...

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What annoys me ?

Absolutely 

EVERYTHING

Where should I start 

Fly's Why??

My Bad Luck
Especially on the Golf Course 
And playing the Lottery 
How is it possible to never get a number
Surely that is harder to get none
Liars 
Politicians 
Traffic
The Media
But most of All
Electrical power cable's 
Why can...

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What annoys me is...
People who judge others
At the first second before
They know the person.

They take one look at someone and say...
You’re not popular
That person won’t amount to anything
So you bully them for your own benefit
To feel like you’re the boss to gain power
By taking away...

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The thing that annoys me the most is when people ask me stupid questions and the answers are right in front of them! Like what is the price of this handbag? Uhm jee I don't know look at the huge pricetag on it and you...

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