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Humorous Alliteration Poems

These Humorous Alliteration poems are examples of Alliteration poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Alliteration Humorous poems written by international poets.


Premium Member THE BEACON BECKONS


Does a banished beacon beckon?
But of course all beacons beckon
But only briefly if not brightly
Though never as boldly as the baritone
Before balancing bagpipes blowing ballads
But...

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Categories: fantasy, humorous, nonsense, sound,



A Glorious Alchemy
Chemist Charlie Chuckles, 
How clumsy her cackle, 
Creating chemical cosmos. 
Consorting with cats, 
Chemical mishaps, 
Oh, Charlie Chuckles the chemist! 

Chemist Charlie Chuckles, 
Cryptic crossword...

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Categories: hilarious, humorous, science,

By The Water's Edge
A thousand thoughtful thimbles
On as many thoughtless thumbs
Conspired to throw the throne
By the water's edge on Threadmesomes

A prick on a prince's finger
Produced prints on a...

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Categories: humorous,

Premium Member Magnificent Masquerading Marauders
Magnificent marauders masquerading magically might mean 
Messy mollusks masticate marbled marigolds momentarily. 
Maybe. 
Moreover, momentous mosquitoes might make marvelous mini-muffins mixing marmalade momentarily. 
Meanwhile 
Minnie...

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Categories: 4th grade, 5th grade,

Premium Member CONSTANT CRAVING
Curiosity concerning Careen’s covert chocolate and candy cache
causes children’s cartoon crusader Charlie a calamity!

Careen’s childminding cousin Charlie and carelessly closes her candy cupboard ...
curious Charlie’s...

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Categories: candy, child, chocolate, humorous,

Last night
In the cradle of our candle light last night...
We settled and sizzled in the moonlight.
We danced through the dense of the darkest night.
Like a cutest...

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Categories: cute love, humorous, husband,

Premium Member Pampered Pussy
They call me pampered pussy,
“Such a PRETTY pet!” they purr,
All they see’s a funny feline,
Just a friend with fluffy fur.

Hear me humans! I AM HUNTER!
I...

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Categories: cat, fun, funny, humor,



Premium Member THE 'F' WORD FOR ALLITERATION CONTEST
Flatulent Franco from France frequently farts
Fetid foul fetor fumes fill French foyers
Francophile females feign fainting
Fanning flatus from frowning faces!

Alliteration Contest
Sponsored by Barry Stebbings 

11-27-17
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Categories: body, humorous, senses, wind,

Saccharine Sadness

Susie ate her sugarless serving with a slow spoon
Soggy sobs serenaded 
her seven-year-old sister’s
shocked, sensitive ears
Saccharine sadness sampled simply too soon
...

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Categories: childhood, food, fun, humorous,

The Picnic
The little pygmy named Pixie Poggly was quirky queenly quaintly and quickly, but rarely ever really did much can't you see.

Until one day, a raunchy...

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Categories: adventure, celebration, confusion, fantasy,

An Excercise in Alliteration
The garrulous, Greek grape gatherers,
Joined joyously with jocund japes,
The olive pickers and Ostrich plucker’s,
Celebrating the seasons success in song.

The querulous quiver of musical quavers,
From a...

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Categories: allusion, humorous,

Verse Too Terse
Verse in lines of words :-
One.
Removes all the :-
Fun.
What makes it much worse is,
It’s verse hitched to hearses...

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Categories: humorous,

Premium Member Eddy
Eddy

I try to see 
back before 
to who Eddy once was
just barely before when
the bending began
Eddy was after all
a cute child 
wide eyed
hugging kissing and...

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Categories: angst, cute,

Premium Member SILLY SAUSAGE
Silly Sally scoffed six succulent spicy sausages
Six succulent spicy sausages silly Sally scoffed
Silly Sally succumbed to sickness! 

11~16~16
...

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Categories: child, food, fun, humorous,

Premium Member Tongue Twister Time
'Tis a twisted, tawdry tale I tell
about traumatized turkeys in trouble! 
 
Two tense tribes of turkeys are in a tizzy !!!
'Tis no time to...

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Categories: angst, animal, anxiety, food,

Premium Member TONGUE TWISTER TIME
Fat Freddie was a farmer, his favourite food was beans
He’d eat them morning, noon and night - they featured in his dreams
His friends were always...

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Categories: body, humorous, snow, wind,

Premium Member Silly Sally
                   Silly Sally

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Categories: humorous,

Premium Member SHE SMELLS OF SEASHELLS
Sister Susie sits shelling shellfish in summer
Shelling shellfish sister Susie sits
Shellfish scent secreted on Susie’s sundress…
Sadly sister Susie stinks!

16th June 2016
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Categories: child, humorous, summer,

There Was A Fairy
            Alliteration Cousin (a,b,c,d. e,f,g,h, a,c,b,d. e,g,f,h. Last Stanza: ae, bf, 

  ...

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Categories: courage, funny, humorous,

PETER PIPER - PICKPOCKET
Perhaps Peter Piper did not pick a peck of pickled peppers,
Perchance Peter purloined them.

Peter's pretext for pickled peppers puts people at ease,
Pickpocket's ploy personified.

Personalizing praise...

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Categories: age, funny, humorous, imagination,


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