Humorous Alliteration Poems
These Humorous Alliteration poems are examples of Alliteration poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Alliteration Humorous poems written by international poets.
THE BEACON BECKONS
fantasy, humorous, nonsense, sound,
Does a banished beacon beckon?
But of course all beacons beckon
But only briefly if not brightly
Though never as boldly as the baritone
Before balancing bagpipes blowing ballads
A Glorious Alchemy
hilarious, humorous, science,
Chemist Charlie Chuckles,
How clumsy her cackle,
Creating chemical cosmos.
Consorting with cats,
Oh, Charlie Chuckles the chemist!
Chemist Charlie Chuckles,
By The Water's Edge
A thousand thoughtful thimbles
On as many thoughtless thumbs
Conspired to throw the throne
By the water's edge on Threadmesomes
A prick on a prince's finger
Produced prints on a...
Magnificent Masquerading Marauders
4th grade, 5th grade,
Magnificent marauders masquerading magically might mean
Messy mollusks masticate marbled marigolds momentarily.
Moreover, momentous mosquitoes might make marvelous mini-muffins mixing marmalade momentarily.
candy, child, chocolate, humorous,
Curiosity concerning Careen’s covert chocolate and candy cache
causes children’s cartoon crusader Charlie a calamity!
Careen’s childminding cousin Charlie and carelessly closes her candy cupboard ...
cute love, humorous, husband,
In the cradle of our candle light last night...
We settled and sizzled in the moonlight.
We danced through the dense of the darkest night.
Like a cutest...
cat, fun, funny, humor,
They call me pampered pussy,
“Such a PRETTY pet!” they purr,
All they see’s a funny feline,
Just a friend with fluffy fur.
Hear me humans! I AM HUNTER!
THE 'F' WORD FOR ALLITERATION CONTEST
body, humorous, senses, wind,
Flatulent Franco from France frequently farts
Fetid foul fetor fumes fill French foyers
Francophile females feign fainting
Fanning flatus from frowning faces!
Sponsored by Barry Stebbings
childhood, food, fun, humorous,
Susie ate her sugarless serving with a slow spoon
Soggy sobs serenaded
her seven-year-old sister’s
shocked, sensitive ears
Saccharine sadness sampled simply too soon
adventure, celebration, confusion, fantasy,
The little pygmy named Pixie Poggly was quirky queenly quaintly and quickly, but rarely ever really did much can't you see.
Until one day, a raunchy...
An Excercise in Alliteration
The garrulous, Greek grape gatherers,
Joined joyously with jocund japes,
The olive pickers and Ostrich plucker’s,
Celebrating the seasons success in song.
The querulous quiver of musical quavers,
Verse Too Terse
Verse in lines of words :-
Removes all the :-
What makes it much worse is,
It’s verse hitched to hearses...
I try to see
to who Eddy once was
just barely before when
the bending began
Eddy was after all
a cute child
hugging kissing and...
child, food, fun, humorous,
Silly Sally scoffed six succulent spicy sausages
Six succulent spicy sausages silly Sally scoffed
Silly Sally succumbed to sickness!
Tongue Twister Time
angst, animal, anxiety, food,
'Tis a twisted, tawdry tale I tell
about traumatized turkeys in trouble!
Two tense tribes of turkeys are in a tizzy !!!
'Tis no time to...
TONGUE TWISTER TIME
body, humorous, snow, wind,
Fat Freddie was a farmer, his favourite food was beans
He’d eat them morning, noon and night - they featured in his dreams
His friends were always...
SHE SMELLS OF SEASHELLS
child, humorous, summer,
Sister Susie sits shelling shellfish in summer
Shelling shellfish sister Susie sits
Shellfish scent secreted on Susie’s sundress…
Sadly sister Susie stinks!
16th June 2016
There Was A Fairy
courage, funny, humorous,
Alliteration Cousin (a,b,c,d. e,f,g,h, a,c,b,d. e,g,f,h. Last Stanza: ae, bf,
PETER PIPER - PICKPOCKET
age, funny, humorous, imagination,
Perhaps Peter Piper did not pick a peck of pickled peppers,
Perchance Peter purloined them.
Peter's pretext for pickled peppers puts people at ease,
Pickpocket's ploy personified.