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Humorous Acrostic Poems

These Humorous Acrostic poems are examples of Acrostic poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Acrostic Humorous poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Remembering Winged Warrior
Four and a half years ago we lost a fine poet, 
a knightly gentleman, and a friend to many of us.  
I'm reposting my...

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© Lin Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: bereavement,



Pet
Pampered and spoiled
Enfeebled, henpecked and
Timid—ha, he's his wife’s pet! 
...

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Categories: humorous, husband,

Premium Member Gershon’s Pen
Gifted golden pen drenched in
Emerald emancipating elegance
Regal red reverie so daring
Sending me singing thinking or dreaming
Humble humorous and socially conscious 
Onyx thoughts that hold on...

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Categories: appreciation, art, for him,

Premium Member Uplifting
"My words may be fact or fiction, only the reader can decide!"
Quote by Poet


Uplifting

Unless you have been very well blessed 
Perfect pert breasts often sag...

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Categories: body, humorous,

Premium Member Squirrels
Superbly agile and acrobatic creatures.
Quirky zigzag moves and mannerisms.
Unique techniques for stealing seeds and nuts.
Incredibly strong front incisors that keep growing.
Really smart, mischievous and very...

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Categories: animal, humorous, nature,



Premium Member Vile Vache
Violet’s an arrogant bossy cow
I know the farmer knows this now
Luke the farmer says, “It's time to mate her”
Evan the bull moos, “No deal, I...

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Categories: animal, conflict, humorous,

Sock Monsters
Monsters keeps stealing my socks
One two three o clock
Never
Seeing
Them again they disappear mysteriously
Even though i take it quite seriously
Roots lead back to them all the...

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© Craig Munn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humor, humorous,

Premium Member Souper Brand of Brian Strand
I shoulda seen it comin’ my way - 
The Judgment Day

Bears the brunt of judging as gold 
Rakes piles of entries, old and new 
Insists...

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Categories: humorous,

Premium Member I Love Candy Mia
I crave sticky butter mint balls

Liquorice allsorts from the candy stalls
Orange smarties,  my  favourite treat
Violet crumbles I just love to eat
English toffees for...

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Categories: candy, humorous,

Premium Member Venetian Vows
C ascade of women fLowed through his hands 
A rdent adventures - his lIfe long plans 
S triVing for social perfection
A chieved by means of...

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Categories: humorous, lust,

Premium Member Fuzzy Socks and Crocs
Fuzzy and hairy that is what he was, a cuddly big bear. She   
Undressed shyly before him while he took his own sweet...

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Categories: humorous,

Premium Member Venus Vs Mars
Planet of Hers


Volatile hormones – cause of stress,
Enhanced by monthly PMS -
Naysayer symptoms it exudes,
Unleashing food cravings and moods,
Sustained by menopausal mess.


Planet of His


Male’s calm...

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Categories: humorous, symbolism,

Premium Member Valetine's Day Tribute To Gershon Wolf
Dear Gershon!

You are such a kick here and marvelously individualistic!
I hope you enjoy this acrostic! You are a credit to the Soup,
this country and a...

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Categories: appreciation, friend, tribute, valentines

Challenging Times
God not again!
Amidst this pandemic I will go insane
All of us have seen the news
Restless world everyone is confused.
It has taken new form
Media will convince...

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Categories: anxiety, change, earth, endurance,

Winged Warrior
On 7/4/2020, John wrote, "Who Mourns For The Poet." 
https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/who_mourns_for_the_poet_1266152


Warrior is an adjective used for a hero or a knight
I knew one, briefly, whose wings...

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Categories: poets, tribute,


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