Humorous Acrostic Poems

SSPWBIA - Someday soon, Poetry would be in Acronyms
LOL - Laugh out loud
BAG - Busting a gut 
WYBAG - With your big applaudable grin
WE -...

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Just where have the weeks gone
Another year has whizzed past
No New Years resolution, I'd only break it
Unless it’s to meet George Clooney
Ah fiddlesticks he’s married...

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Bake it with love and watch them run for taste 
Affable little rug rats that love to eat in haste 
Babes with eager faces plump...

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1950's

W- Wonderful
W- Warm
W- Women


1970's

W- Wonderful
W- Wild
W- Women


1990's

W- Wonderful
W- Working
W- Women


2010's

W- Wonderful
W- Wise
W- Women*






© Demetrios Trifiatis
       20 August 218


* Young...

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ACROSTIC QUATRAIN

Acrostic quatrains have been asked for;
Can’t really believe I can do it.
Outrageously difficult task for
Unheralded poets to work through it.
So I’ll give it a...

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Maybe I am pessimistic
you might say I'm not realistic

Finally my true love appeared
after waiting all these years...
it did happen
right before my eyes
yes, he was a...

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P     Pipes corroded

L     Lies, folds, and bends 

U     Under a sink

M  ...

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Mystically murky memories

Antagonize anyone and anything

Despite delving deep down

Each embellishment encompasses eternal envy

You yearn, yet…

Only one option opens

Understand, undertakings undo unambiguously

Live, laugh, love, let lie

Opt...

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She read that thieves had robbed her local bank.
"Is that not a pity?" and her heart sank.
"Go and get me cardboard and a black pen!"
"Never...

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This is a terrible time of year for Turkeys
How many innocent lives are going to be lost?
All their friends and relations are in for the...

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L-et the funny noise
E-ndorse joy and laughter; 
S-mile at the clanging sound, 
L-et the car find repair.
I-t's a funny noise coming from a minus-one singer;...

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  Is your dream worth it

 What is your worth
Could  you be the star or nurturer 
  No on can tell you
  To lower your...

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Soon to be is Spring you see
Please breathe what last winter air there be 
Ring and do sing in tune with merry ole me and...

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The teenager is a miracle creature
Her white teeth are a natural mirror
Elegant legs paralyze congregations 

Tender lips vibrate with sweetness
Elongated wild hair tantalizes the wind
Every...

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          FLIRT              ...

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     ZANY

     Zigzag path slipped on snow by sneaking snake.
     And Yeti stepped...

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High festive confusion among real monsters
Around that wonderful time of the year, for:
Lay men mistook Dracula for Edward Cullen,
Lost Big Foot, they called "Chewy"
Offense they...

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M onk may be a little odd,
I n a TV show.
S till, he's the kind of person
T hat we all need to know.
E ven with...

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Only Nature can make an organic tree.
Releasing poisons are forbidden you see.
Get out of the way, give nature a hand,
And let bees do their jobs...

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I’m on the inside looking out 
No that’s not right … I’m on the outside looking in -
There I go unable to decide
Right I better...

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