Humor Acrostic Poems

Perhaps, we will go out. Grandma will get
A break from making breakfast?
Not! But the kid likes Grandma’s hot
Cakes,
And I love this
Kid, in a syrupy kind...

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Decidedly, no longer a teenager
Even older than the president, I'd wager
Curmudgeonly, "that's not music", he mumbles
Reliably, "prices are too high", he grumbles
Each year, his age...

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My Special Poet Poetry Contest- Tom Woody
This poem is dedicated to Speaks Volumes, PS Poet.
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Quote: I know there is a place for me in this...

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What the heck's the matter with you mate,
And why are you on the interstate?
I'm growing increasingly irate.
That's why your driving I will berate,
If you don't...

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Lovers start it off by having fun.
It's not them who deal with what's begun.  
First, the doctor smacks you and you cry. 
Even worse...

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N...Noose
E...Especially overrated
C...Choker with pendulum
K...Known nuisance to many men
T...Tolerated by status quo
I...It spells discomfort
E...Evil symbol

*...

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News here being one-sided fluff
Undressed Xi’s persona as tough
Damning us he’ll propose
Ending exports of clothes
Showing us new life in the buff
...

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Soup bowls and mugs come in all sizes                 ...

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Monsters keeps stealing my socks
One two three o clock
Never
Seeing
Them again they disappear mysteriously
Even though i take it quite seriously
Roots lead back to them all the...

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L= Ladybug you look so
A= Amazing with your pretty glow
D= Dressed up putting on a show
Y= You look lovely as you say hello
B= Bright red...

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Helium fills the colorful balloons
And the party will be this afternoon
Party is fun for everyone
Plenty of great food and gifts for my son
Ice cream with...

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Quote By Poet: "Beautiful little Butterfly trapezing your way through the air and the sky."                  ...

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Soaring through the snowy week in glamorous attire

King of the Alpine traversing ski empire

In-bounds, snowploughing towards the opening glades

Innards begin to weaken, dignity fades

Naked snow...

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C-Children
H-Happy
R-Running
I-In
S-Snow
T-Two
M-Making
A-A
S-Scene


S-Snowman                        ...

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Please say thank you~don't be rude
Ever sit and watch people feud
Over the hills and valleys to
People say crazy things that make me come unglued
Laughing until...

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