Humor Acrostic Poems

N - Not usually spotted in the western hemisphere
E - Extinct in Canada
A- Almost always
N- Nervous around humans
D- Disappears in deep underbrush when sensed
E -Enthusiastic...

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SSPWBIA - Someday soon, Poetry would be in Acronyms
LOL - Laugh out loud
BAG - Busting a gut 
WYBAG - With your big applaudable grin
WE -...

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 D azed
 U nsure and
'M azeballs
 B affled

 D iligent  
 O bservations
 N ervously 
 E ntangled

 C lueless, contest
 O ptimism
...

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Fighting between fake and reality
The first day when I sign up in Earth
With the vast terms and conditions, now I’ve lost
Terms were issued in hospital...

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         MAKE FUN

        Mind makes marvels mirth and merriment
 ...

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I attempt to make other people smile

Melancholy days - forget them for a while!
A real belly laugh is good for your soul
Keep on writing humour...

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Secretly 
Pondering
Enticing
Literature
Longing
Bobby’s
Original 
Unique
Narrating 
Design 

LOL...

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Shares everything of his, lower than the normal dose
Kindred and all relatives in the house, share one hose
Incredibly stingy that on both his hands, weed...

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“Take me to your leader” ...the one
Asking seemed crazier than a
Kitten barking up a tree, but
Everyone seemed to fancy him.

“Marvelous, follow me!
Everyone likes the Kingdom’s...

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                  Ambivalence

     Any action...

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she critiqued the written words
some she refused to speak out loud
she used humor to laugh
at what she had read.

when the cellist wanted to rehearse the...

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P     Pipes corroded

L     Lies, folds, and bends 

U     Under a sink

M  ...

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Striking teachers demanding higher pay
Immigration hiccups giving "dreamers" a migraine
Gun violence perennially choking America's throat
Numerous scandals plaguing Washington politicians

Outspoken Parkland student activists take to the...

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Living
Independtly
Can cause
Keepsake
Encounters
To turn into traumatized 
Yearnings

So some
People
Leave
Intimacy
Twisting



... CayCay Jennings 
April 13, 2018
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To husbands who are mystified
We offer here this marriage guide.
You'll have the finest union yet
If you accept this alphabet.

A  dopt a female point of...

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Romance is grand, that is the tack.
Of course it's all commercial ruse;
Merchants to turn books red to black
And cause us wallets to abuse.
Not one device...

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G-ale of laughter is heard, 
E-ither ear listens in mirth; 
E-very event brings humor to the day of your birth. 

A-ll friends burst a gale...

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E- Everything is magical.
V- Villains will never catch me.
E- Everything is amazing.
R- Riding among the trees will confuse them.
Y- Yelling out loud could kill me.
T-...

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What if the world is really flat?
Or if we fall off and that's that?
Really, would you ever go that far
Like the world is round and...

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terrorism is anyone or everyone
t-the fear of terror will never
e-ever leave when the 
r-right of one is 
r-right in the hand 
o-of those who 
r-rarely...

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