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Achoo Poems

Achoo Poems - Below are popular examples of all types of achoo poetry to share and read. This list of poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, famous, and modern examples for achoo.

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Premium Member Footle Fest 2
Below are 6 footles, separate and distinct, with their own titles in bold font.  A continuation of my footle fest!

Small Bee Farm

Meat Juice Allergy
Au jus

Last Ride
Off in

Bright Lad

Took off

Matell/Amazon Accessory
Ken doll
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Categories: achoo, fun, word play,
Form: Footle

"You have air looks like  you got too comfortable  
You can walk you can sneeze
Achoo other sink bless you gesundheit
Let's not get too comfortable
Asleep Blinded by the Light you open your eyes 
And you see hatred you've gotten...Read More
Categories: achoo, allusion, america, betrayal, conflict, discrimination,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Premium Member Environmental Substance Abuse-
Melted plastic only 16 years 
It was on concrete round under the sun 
While I was shedding tears

What's the use Environmental substance abuse

Midnight see Amenia Marine
Midnight saxophone solo
Sea anemone amethyst

What's the use, Environmental substance abuse

Patina mist breezy
Royal jacaranda ultraviolet sneezes
Achoo...Read More
Categories: achoo, conflict, endurance, environment, missing you, surreal,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Premium Member I banged my ahem
“I banged my... ahem
I banged my... achoo
And nobbled my coccyx.”
“Ouch! What did you do?”

“A bottle lay sideways
Right there! On the stair!
It worked like a roller
I flew through the air

And whack! On the corner
of stair number two
I banged my... ahem
I banged...Read More
Categories: achoo, howl, humor, pain,
Form: Rhyme
A Dandelion Bloom
A Dandelion Bloom

The wind blows with steam
A dry airy sneeze — achoo 
Hairy pins in the breeze 

Marckincia Jean
Free verse
07/29/19...Read More
Categories: achoo, creation, earth, environment, flower, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Free verse

Premium Member Ocean Breeze
There once was a blue whale who had the flu
He went to the doc and asked what to do --
   Doc replied, "Just don't sneeze
   You'll create such a breeze --
My stethoscope won't detect your achoo."...Read More
Categories: achoo, fish, sick, silly,
Form: Limerick
Should Suffice and Will Entice and More
A Priest Who Had Schumer Humor

Our priest had almost been a baby boomer,
Who is religious and we even heard a rumor
He did dodge,
Having a massage;
Has friend named Schumer with much humor.

Priest always thought he was so slick;
And in my neck...Read More
Categories: achoo, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Super Roo
There once was an athletic kangaroo
Who came down with a bad case of the flu --
   He sneezed really loud
   Jumped over a cloud -- 
Landed with a red cape and an achoo...Read More
Categories: achoo, animal, humor, sick, strength,
Form: Limerick
I’d hate to be a pachyderm,
My schnozzle such a wacky worm
That though I willed it slack or firm,
Each sneeze would really pack a squirm!...Read More
Categories: achoo, animal, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Martian with the Flu
There once was a Martian had the flu
He tried to talk, but out came Achoo!  
   He went to the Doc
   Who knocked on his block
After that he screamed Nanu, Nanu!
...Read More
Categories: achoo, humorous, silly, space,
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Achoo
I was eating a bagel, 
With the late Betty Grabel 
When I accidentally,
Dropped lox on the floor
I thought it was cool, 
Ya know, that three second rule 
So I ate it 
Before someone had walked through the door
 ...Read More
Categories: achoo, humorous,
Form: Lyric

who rolled the dice...
how did i get my dad-in-law in the divorce…

as my husband’s checked out
due to the achoo dispensation box

now i’m dishing out errands
for “dear old pop”

who rags on me
for gargoyle tea

as he coughs...Read More
Categories: achoo, family, sick,
Form: Verse
Spring is Coming Soon
Soon I’ll be sneezing.
Plenty of tissues in hand.
Rather than sniffing
In the fresh air.
Naps with Benedryl
Give some relief.

Injections for allergies
Simply caused more grief.

Crazed with discomfort and
Options so few,
My nose needs a miracle
If one comes in view. 
Newly cut 
Grass is a...Read More
Categories: achoo, april, environment, flower, grief, march, may, spring,
Form: Acrostic
i woke up this morning
to take a walk on the sun
while the moon was out dancing
in a village of one
had the strangest of feelings
it had all come undone
and me...i was just along for the ride

the fields were all waving 
a...Read More
Categories: achoo, crazy, dream,
Form: Light Verse
A winter's cold
seasonal achoo                                      ...Read More
Categories: achoo, humor, seasons, winter,
Form: Haiku
Cold -Haiku
     Cold - Haiku

hands to mouth, achoo!
God bless the one who sneezes
tissues fill the air...Read More
Categories: achoo, blessing, feelings, god, health, identity, image, sound,
Form: Haiku
helps, not on its way
rub at life 
choke at smells 
burning of one soul 
make the liver melt 
nose, no achoo sneeze
please, help me!

i (I'm) melting, i (I'm) drowning 
i'm (I'm) dying  
maybe i'm (I'm) dead?!...Read More
Categories: achoo, abuse, anxiety, betrayal, black african american, celebrity,
Form: Bio
Bedlam Tits and Chinese Takeout

beware the enemy who can
fart your national anthem
it was a mob scene at the microphone
kill him kill him they laughed
nobody wanted to miss the show
a perfect blend of pandemonium and bliss
sound bites took their ears off
but how else can one...Read More
Categories: achoo, how i feel,
Form: Free verse
A sneeze signals trouble,
all hell is breaking loose,
another one seems loud,
annoying it must be,
Anna hands me Kleenex
as more body shocks come...
Achoo! Achoo!! Achoo!!!...Read More
Categories: achoo, senses,
Form: Verse
The juxtaposition of a jelly bean is a line out symbol which points not just north but in all outward direction. To consider an atomiser a friend is to put on a hat and scarves in very cold weather. Nevertheless...Read More
Categories: achoo, arabic,
Form: I do not know?
why do they call it a sneeze
when it's clearly achoo
or call you a nut 
when you have a loose screw
they say do not speak
unless spoken to
i sometimes don't
but most often do

why does a mosquito buzz
when it comes in for a...Read More
Categories: achoo, funny, humor,
Form: Free verse
achoo haiku
ah ah ah ah ah

ah ah ah ah ah haiku

ba ba ba bless you

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Categories: achoo, funny, humor,
Form: Haiku
You are the person i look at when i want to see the world up close.
You are the person that means the most.
To me you are the best.
I love it when you let me lay on your chest.
Your eyes are...Read More
Categories: achoo, addiction, beautiful, dark, deep, love, miracle, romance,
Form: Free verse
Achoo Haiku
      Achoo Haiku

Fever comes, covers 
Nature holds back flu, achoo!
Bamboo shivers, cold 
...Read More
Categories: achoo, image, night, sick, silly, sound, strength, wisdom,
Form: Haiku
Achoo Haiku
    Achoo Haiku

Cold swift river

Sneezes on the lotus shore

Take 2 aspirin

...Read More
Categories: achoo, caregiving, feelings, flower, funny, health, nature, river,
Form: Haiku