Funny Wedding Poems and Vows

A baby, pious, was born by aide He named it Gaias, and felt like a jade While he cried, Cause mommy died. His wife hired yet another maid.

Whether we wander wistful whether we wander wise we waltz wedding’s waltz; whenever whatever weather we’ll wriggle with wishful wives Wind wispy willow willy-nilly we’ll whirl we’ll widdle we’ll weave; whenever whatever weather we'll waltz with wedding's wench Well worthy we writers who with words wrench Finishing Line Press. Book FAREWELL TO THE DUST, by C. S. Leaf avalible March 2008 www.FinishingLinePress.com

Are you the one, the bride I try to find? Still haven't met you, how can I make up my mind? How am I to know? How am I to decide? Waiting for the questions to get demystified I know that I am patient; I know that I can wait Not for ever though, it doesn't work out like that I am sure it'll help me find some answers if we go out on a date.

Halucinatrix and the Beast invite you to a fiendish feast. Bring a present, something fresh, made of fish or fowl or flesh from a unicorn as white as the moon will be tonight. We will dance around the tomb, of the Queen we will exhume, who will marry us and then, we'll lay her back to rest again As we leave the cemetery, Throw white lice and wish us merry. Reception afterwards will be... on Haunted Hill, "neath Hangman's Tree. Y'all Come !

She wed a wealthy man named Harry. Now, people call her greedy Mary. It really isn't funny; She married for his money. Holy matri-monetary!

It’s been a funny summer, June skipped into August and was gone. How did we miss that afternoon? It’s been a funny summer. June just packed her bags. No honeymoon. The whole production overdrawn, it’s been one funny summer. June skipped into August and is gone.

Writing about marriage when you're getting married is hard. Writing about marriage when you're getting married while you're still a student is hard. Writing about marriage when you're getting married while you're still a student while you're sitting in a classroom is hard. Writing about marriage when you're getting married while you're still a student while you're sitting in a classroom when you're really not getting married is harder.

I see the blinking lights for the guest’s attraction A lighting that is of an archaic fashion But it is of significance to a wedding function And these lights at the same time do frighten For it is like they open their eyes to stun And close their eyes to a contortion They indeed are of different types and position The lights with the blinking in a slow motion The lights with the blinking in a rapid motion For they possess an evocative expression

Arriving late, I find the service almost done. They're waiting at the altar, the wiener and the bun. All ears now strain, to hear the parson's monolog, "And by the powers vested in me, I now pronounce you one hot dog."

On their wedding day “The Days of Our Lives” was played Congregation laughed © Joseph, 9/20/07 © All Rights Reserved I wrote this while attending a wedding. This is serious! lol! The traditional or classic Japanese senryu format has three lines: the first has five syllables, second has seven syllables and the third five syllables. The pattern is 5/7/5 for a total of seventeen syllables. The senryu is generally about an emotional expression.