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Famous Happy Gilmore Quotations

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Quote Left Happy During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records most time spent in the penalty box and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody. Quote Right
Quote Left Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass. Quote Right
Quote Left Happy You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died on impact. Quote Right
Quote Left Shooter: You're in big trouble, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast! Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? Quote Right
Quote Left Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma. Quote Right
Quote Left Happy I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the wrost. You're very good-looking. I'm not very attractive. Quote Right
Quote Left The price is wrong, bitch. Quote Right
Quote Left You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?! Quote Right
Quote Left Happy If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass. Quote Right
Quote Left Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can't you go home Aren't you good enough for your home Answer me. Suck my white ass ball. Quote Right
Quote Left Happy The price is wrong, bitch. Quote Right

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