I am a retired Ironworker(35 years Local 7), a lifetime Boston, Mass resident. I am old enough to know better - but don't.
Thought I’d write a blog today
Y’know, stir the soup
Lest the bottom of the pot
Sit idle, turn to goop
I thought of all those funny words
Like onomatopoeia
It sounded like a constipated muse
Counted coup with the iamb stick
Laid on the alliteration
With a cha cha cha
And a ha ha ah
And a hot hot hot
This’ll hit the spot
I’ll then don Shakespeare’s bonnet
Write an unmetered sonnet
Search the bottom of the kettle
For words heat treated mettle
Then add a little spice
Sometimes edgy sometimes nice
And like the boasting frog
Claim I just wrote a blog
Served
With a dash of irony
A side of satire
And a cheek full of tongue